$14 million dollars spent on a fleeting 60 seconds and not a penny to help the needy. He Gets Us.

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Supply Side Jesus doesnโ€™t believe in helping those who donโ€™t help themselves.

Meanwhile, Europeans and everyone else

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There were a creepy amount of religious commercials and notations last night.

It was so obvious.

I love how the guy on the right is an actor. He was a renter in the big short.

They could have at least gotten some footage of actual philanthropist work

In the words of the great George Carlin, โ€œHeโ€™s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just canโ€™t handle money!โ€

Plus blanketing Reddit with their deceptive ads

Blame the Devos family; theyโ€™ve been financing the Christian fundamentalist takeover of America since before Reagan.

Gotta spend money to make money. Except in religion. Kinda going outside the typical MO.

Tired of all this woke religious BS trying to shove their agenda down our throat.

So tired of Big Church trying to manipulate the masses

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS

Itโ€™s okay to have one

Itโ€™s okay to be proud of it

HOWEVER do not pull it out in public

do not push it on children

do not write laws with it

do not think with it

Has anyone figured out how to successfully block their ads on here?

Itโ€™s almost like all religion is a joke and nothing but a money grab. Joel Osteen is a perfect example. Ask him how many people he let into his Houston church during the hurricane. Zero.

This whole ad campaign is just pr to improve perception of Christians because of all the… you know horrible shit Christians do in the real world.

Those photos started to feel like AI after a while.

OP: I thought the same thing as I watched it.
So FN tone deaf. Yeah … that’s what Jesus would do. Burn that much money on a Super Bowl commercial. Reeks of that mega church multi millionaire private jet owning pastor shit and the gullible followers that keep giving money.

George Carlin: “God loves you and he needs money, he always needs money, he’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money.”

I hate the Reddit ads too. โ€œWhat are you sick of?โ€

You. Iโ€™m sick of you you miserable judgmental fucks.

Cant downvote. Canโ€™t comment (others can). Canโ€™t opt out.

Only corporations have to advertise their wares. If there was any truth to Christianity, it would attract people on its own.

Iโ€™m a Christian and Iโ€™ve been highly suspicious of these commercials ever since they began.

The only phrases where โ€œHe Gets Usโ€ makes sense in Christianity would be if the dollars of poor fools were saying it about where they end up and the โ€œHeโ€ in this situation is a rich conmanโ€™s bank account.

I said the same thing, this commercial pissed me off, fuck this organization. You have money for fucking Super Bowl commercials? You know how many people in need they could have helped with that money? Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry Christians. But your new God is Trump. Now get on your knees and worship him.

its way more gratifying pointing out to christians that they don’t act like christians on national television. but thats just me.

The song was written about a combination of Priscilla Presley looking up to Elvis as her own personal Jesus, and a critique of the commercialization of Christianity. It was also covered by Marilyn Manson.

I canโ€™t think of a more ironic song to use for a Super Bowl ad about Jesus.

Jesus(tm). Brought to you by Hobby Lobby.

The US is a capitalist hell. Helping the poor is communism,ย  and they don’t like commies . I genuinely don’t understand that country at all.ย 

Churches donโ€™t help people, they manipulate them.

This trash has been everywhere, part of Trump and the Cristian Right agenda to turn this country into a to a White Cristian Nationโ€ฆ. #project2025

Je$u$ Incorporated

Religion is going to be the forever ruin of this country

It is a Christian group. So saying that they are good while being extremely evil is pretty accurate for followers of that religion.

yup.
welcome to nazi owned America .
when they start rounding up a minority of their choosing into camps you’ll know.
oh wait they are already doing that.

Given that Reddit is worldwide and this seems to be about an advert that is relevant to and played in the USA, would you mind please explaining to the rest of us what itโ€™s about?

โ€œWhat are you sick of?โ€

Jesus ads on tv

Hunger walls.

Hilarious to see Fourth Reichers turn on Christianity as soon as they secure the presidency. Don’t you heathens know religion is only good for posing with the Bible and drawing votes from Southern churches in election years?

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