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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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If you hadn’t prefaced that, I would have thought it was a modern joke. It seems widely applicable.
took me a sec but actually really funny
Hitler: When will I die?
Fortune Teller: A Jewish holiday.
Hitler: Which one?
Fortune Teller: Whatever day you die will *become* a Jewish holiday
am i fucking stupid wtf does this mean
Miles Morales gif
yay the empire collapses in my time
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The variant I heard has a slight different punchline.
“The one I’m looking for will be on the front page”.
I was reading “Gorky Park” by Martin Cruz. I recommend it for all the wrong reasons. Anyway, there are many Soviet jokes in there and the closest I get to understanding any is a vague notion.
what’s even the point of rule 3 atp
I don’t get it
with a username like datasoong47, i know exactly what’s up