$8 a dozen
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Oh didn’t you hear? We’ve moved on to blaming DEI for … “gestures broadly” everything.
It was never about the eggs.
The nazis were just lying.
Nazis lie all the time.
They wanted a fascist dictatorship and so they voted for it.
At first I thought the first picture was Republicans monitoring women’s eggs.
Funny how gas is like 10 cents up from where it was a month ago. I wonder what changed?
Eggs have gotten quite expensive lately, you know, Smithers.
Or when conservatives were commenting on Bidens age but say nothing about trumps age.
Fooling these Earth voters was easier than expected
Egg prices are fine, trump said he’d fix it if he was elected.
/s
The mental gymnastic we do trying to put logic and actual meaning behind conservative values is just so exhausting. There was never a moment… EVER where ANY of them gave even a single fuck about the price of eggs. Just like everything else they have said, are saying, or will EVER say… they are just making bullshit up on the spot that supports decisions they have already made for other reasons. Those other reasons btw… Greed or Hate. That’s it… those are the reasons to be conservative. Everything else is bullshit and we need to stop wasting so much fucking time trying to “gotcha” the bullshit they said last week which they don’t even remember saying because it was always just shit to say. Nothing more.
Oh wow $8 a dozen? That’s practically the same price as a Krusty Burger combo and at least with that you get a toy that probably won’t poison you immediately. 😜
9.30 where I work
Yep I remember when they had a heart attack over $4
Don’t these egg prices have to do with the avian flu? (Please educate, don’t hate)
If only they could perceive the hypocrisy
Supposed to be fixed on the first day too.
I heard your father went into the egg house and ate all the eggs in the egg house and they had to close the egg house.
*price of housing increases by 400%*
Americans: 🤤
*price of eggs goes up 3%*
Americans: 🫨
I could go blinder.
At least we know he won’t follow the show’s predictions and invest in the nation’s children.
Would be funny to see if they are buying more of the white eggs vs the brown eggs 🤣
tbh, most of them have bigger things to worry about than the price of eggs at the moment 😂
Same for corruption
It was never the voters who were tracking egg prices; it was just the talking point they were fed by their party. Now that the party isn’t talking about egg prices, they aren’t either.