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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
And everyone stood and clapped.
That girl’s name? Albert Einstein
Kid doesn’t know the meaning of word “if”
Some fiction movie plot
Hypothetically she is the real deal, because this did not happen.
Expected someone to start crying because that’d mean their family is now poor.
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500 Alex
Boomer garbage
we call this a pro gamer move
Nice story but you probably won’t have a secretary if you only have a million dollars.
This is fake…but my kid won’t stop talking about wanting a butler. So some version of this could play out minus the “and then everybody clapped.”
It’s so wild how some stories just hit that sweet spot of *’definitely didn’t happen but kinda wish it did.’* Makes me think of the time my younger sibling told everyone they’d hire a butler with their allowance. Future CEO vibes for sure.
Rebeccaaaaaa
I don’t think the modern millionaire can afford a secretary.
This reminds me of the story everyone tells where a philosophy professor gives just one question for the final exam: “why?” Everyone is busy writing page after page. The student with the highest grade just wrote ” why not?”
What in the fuck are these replies? Bots are a cancer
For something that’s made up it’s still not even slightly amusing
She took IF too seriously.
Amen 🙏🏻 love, grandma
r/thatreallyhappened
CEO energy at age 10. Someone give her a corner office already
Future CEO right there! Brilliant move!
Guess who’s already thinking like a CEO
200 IQ
He will scare kids to be quite
Future CEO energy right there.
She understood the assignment and then hired someone else to do it. Iconic energy.
Love this
it turns out she’s letting her secretary to write “When I’m a millionaire” hahahaha