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I promised my mom I’d put away my laundry. It’ll happen one day. (Maybe)

His novel ‘A Personal Matter’ was impactful even for someone who considers themselves inept at picking up anything less than the most obvious of literary motifs.

“Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!”
— Mu Shu, Mulan

Asian mom energy, always setting the bar just a little higher. 😂

momma was a savage but you could say thats what pushed him to be great

Ehh… She’s got a point.

Literature prize is whatever well-educated people happen to like. It’s subjective.

For the physics prize, your predictions have to match reality.

A bit unfair to expect your child to be a genius when you’re not.

As an Asian, this hits way too close to home

As an Asian child can confirm.

I remember a few years back i promised my parents that I’d get full on the math test but I lost one mark and got 59/60 and my parents went on whamming about it for ever. They really got upset.

Well, I’m sold on his sense of humor, never heard of this guy so I’ll have to check a book out

This is downright devastating to some people because it’s real.

Asian parents’ career hierarchy: Doctor > Engineer > Failure

jesus. that sounds like my mom. my mom is from ireland and they make them mean. she denies i’m AuDHD and told me today that I don’t notice anything around me while screaming, so it was meant to be insulting. i feel bad for the kids she taught.

“Dishonor to you, dishonor to your cow!”

Mu Shu, Mulan

Consoling prize

Well, she was listening to what he said!

They are the ultimate savage moms.

a promise is a promise.

Does anyone understand why so little of his work has been translated to English?

At least she didn’t want one in psychics

“Now go get the second one in Physics!”

I promised my mum I wouldn’t be a screw up like my dad. 30 years later she’s still waiting

How to dishonor your family

My mom: all we ever want you to be is rich.

Me right now: there’s a couple of mil in my investments, and savings. And both me and my wife net 6 digits.

Mom: did you see how much Elon Musk have?

Me: did you count how many billionaires?

Mom: yeh, you’re not one because you’re such a failure.

Emotional damage

“You come out when you Doctor!”

…this is just a high tier equivalent of promising your mom that you’ll get an A for a test and you got an A-. Even though it’s technically an A, you promised your mum an A not A-.

Thats why Asian parents are hard to impress .

Proof some women are never happy 😂😂

Tough love lol

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