It seems i have gotten taller
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Your mom whopping your ass
Im still scared shitless if she raises her arm at me though 👀
But she’s still the finals boss
She’d still whoop your ass
Why is everybody getting downvoted?
dude who the fuck is downvoting our comments?
How I think I look next to my 5’7 tall mom (I’m 5’8)
My mum might be way shorter than me, still I fear her wrath more than I’d fear a fight with God himself.
Plot twist: the giant is getting ready to kneel down respectfully
6’5” me vs. my 4’6” wife. Accurate!
Now she has a better chance of taking you down
Congrats on leveling up in the height game!
The height doesn’t matter, it’s the strength that matters. In this case, mother, the destroyer of worlds, wins.
Coworker towering at 7ft, built like a colossus, complained at HR that my 5ft grandmother scared him
I completely understand him…
Don’t let her get access to the belt or else he will become stronger than Mike Tyson combined with a gorilla
She’ll still whoop yo’ ass if you give her any cheek though.