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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Ohh NO, not the COSTCO membership! 😱
>I use racial slurs. I am homophobic.
Imagine equating being afraid of someone with just being an asshole nobody wants to be around?
I’m a lefty and I check four of these boxes… I don’t think he’s as scary as he thinks he is, but he sure does sound like an asshole.
Something tells me Rex here is enjoying Thanksgiving all by himself.
(Assuming they even are American and not a Russian bot).
He’s the type of guy who jerks off to his reflection and threatens to kick his own gay ass for doing it.
Labeling himself an alpha male tells me that he’s not.
Funny how the “lefts greatest fear” people never put their real name or pic of themselves.
Who TF would be scared of this posturing fucking loser?
This is what a 12 year old would post after making his first account. I bet he clicked “share” real hard and pumped his fist. Then made some hot-pockets.
He said this proudly as if he’s a rich boy then described a life of southern poverty. Make them make sense do they think before they press enter? 😂😂😂😂
You’re a violent child rapist, we get it.
Nobody that has to call himself (Alpha Male) is anyone’s greatest fear, except maybe women in nightclubs
Not so much my “worst fear” as he is more my “oh geez, here comes that douche again.”
Sounds like the worst dating profile I’ve ever read.
Nah, hes not my greatest fear, hes my biggest annoyance but hey, keep chewing that tobacco, that karmic justice will come in due time
Someone ask how his custody battle is going
I’m gayer than a Chanel clutch full of rainbows, but I believe this is what is scientifically referred to as “pussy repellant.”
One of two outcomes for this guy :
1. Waaaaahhhh my wife divorced meeeee!!!!
2. I have never had a consensual sexual encounter in my life.
He’s so alpha that he hides behind his screen.
I am white. (Yep)
I am heterosexual. (Definitely dabbles in gay porn)
I am 6’4″ (Ha! 5’10” in boots)
My parents are wealthy.(Probably)
I went to Catholic school. (Which means you’re an idiot)
I use racial slurs. (But not to anyone’s face)
I am homophobic. (Afraid how much he likes the gay porn)
lhave a boat. (His dad has a boat)
I go fishing. (Because he’s unemployed)
I bullied liberals in school. (No you didn’t)
I have a Costco membership. (It’s his moms)
l use chewing tobacco. (Enjoy cancer)
Me. A radical leftist with an executive Costco membership.
Being a dick doesn’t make you scary or even edgy. Not a single thing on his list is illegal yet he thinks he’s some kind of dangerous rebel. Narcissism isn’t strength.
Single? I’m betting you are.
No one is afraid of these morons. These morons are afraid of everyone else and want their idiotic behavior to be rewarded.
Conveniently left out weight and waist size ….. I think we all know.
People that feel the need to put ‘alpha male’ in their display name are the most insecure people.
We’re not afraid of you, we just think you’re an asshole and make everyone else’s life harder because you’re incapable of behaving like an adult. But sure. Go with “scary.”
Get in racists, we’re going to Costco.
He left out
I have a small dick.
No, little boy, you’re just fitting the stereotype
Which Catholic school tho??