I do not fear one chicken, but hundreds?!?!

Therealfern1
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I ate them once, I’ll do it again

Sucks for cannibals

I usually don’t eat whole animals, so do my meals stack? And do they miss the parts that I didn’t eat?

Or are there just chicken nuggets coming at me?

Good thing I never ate a cockroach.

Vegan propaganda

how can they kill me if I’m already dead, will it just be an endless loop?

I’ll be in a chicken race then

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My main concern is the alligator.

I’m gonna be chased down by so many fish…

Oh wait.

I’d rather die and feed others, then just be boxed up

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The island would be like Noah’s ark with every kind of animal. It would be amazing for the first little bit. Not going to lie, I’ve tried everything offered to me. Some of those animals were large predators, yummy yes, deadly also yes!

Alright… do i get prep time ?

Id have deer, moose, elk, bears, kangaroo, shark, snakes, and alligators on top of this. I might be screwed

do you have to eat a whole animals worth of meat? because if any small part counts you get like an entire farm after you for a hot dog

Chicken valhalla

What about those I fucked?

Im gonna eat an every meat burrito before I die to see what the FUCK kind of abomination tries to kill me.

i’m not trapped on an island full of animals. i’m trapped on an island full of non-processed food!

Hunters that hunt wolves 🫡

Make that thousands

Me who has eaten bear meat once before…

Do we count the hundred different animals the meat in one sausage came from or is this more of a volume/weight related thing?

I don’t eat a lot of meat, so if it’s by volume I might actually just have to fight like 1 or 2 pigs and a few chickens. But if it’s every animal I ever ate any amount of, I am screwed. One sausage has to have meat from like a douzend different animals.

In time they will learn to fear, not I, but the void that is my stomach.

Where are the Snimals? I have been bamboozled!

Why is there another person on the island, and something that I’ve never seen before 

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So all the pieces of chicken breast somehow coalesce lgate into a whole chicken?

Sounds like a blessing after all these years here with people

Dang, at least one porcupine and a lynx, among others.

Idc, I’m already dead

I mean… if i reincarnated, i still didnt eat any animal ;-;

the face of ppl when pidgeon rats and insects hunt them

To be fair I did not kill them. I just ate them.

All the crabs… oh no

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