Just walking in the mall
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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“Sir, could you stop following these two teenagers?”
Just a reminder that this tweet is so old, Andy Richter is now 58.
Ah, the classic dad stealth mode blending in like a secret agent, but with a cargo jacket and a coffee.
Her cousin, you mean your niece?
And to think this guy used to control the universe
Out here looking like Kendall’s bodyguard on Succession.
He needs a trench coat, dark sunglasses and an earpiece, now he’s their secret service.
That’s too funny!
When my daughter was in her early teens, I went with her to the mall, to Hollister’s. We get to this room, darkly lit, with nothing but panties on all of the walls. She grabs something and say to me, I’ll be right back.
So here I am, 50 something male, standing alone in the Panty Room. God I wanted to die.
so he had a happy and healthy daughter at 39. there’s hope for me yet.
Also teach the kid the dad’s real name so he calls him that instead of dad
“No you don’t have to worry, I’m going to be taking them home in my car afterwards”
I’m recovering from surgery and this post hurt so bad.
Because I laughed. Shame on you 😛
Twelve year olds don’t have a style.
You are the hero we need in these trying times!! Stay strong!😂
What an incredibly Andy Richter thing to have happen
I had that happen, daughter and friend wanted to go to target, so I just walked around and every time I saw them id either look for too long or follow them for a second. An employee apparently noticed cuz she walked between us and asked if she could help me with anything. Luckily I had something other than ‘no, just looking’ because a dog pooped on the floor.
On the way to the poop my daughter came up and said she knows me, so the suspicion was off. But I would like to say, ” Ms. Target electronics cashier, I really appreciate you. I 100% looked like a creep, and you had no way of knowing, so I’m happy that if it HADN’T been me, if it HAD been a creep, that at least one person was out there looking out for the girls.”
And I’m also grateful I found some poop on the floor because if I didn’t have anything to say, I’d have maybe been asked to leave
And security is about 6 feet behind you
Andy Richter! Word!
So Say We All
Well, that’s not creepy!
This tweet is so old that those girls are adults now.
Oh, come **on!** We did the exact same thing when *our* parents came into the mall!!
From one father to another, I envy you.
I’m not allowed.