Owen Burns: the 13-year old hero from Michigan, who saved his 8-year sister from a vicious attack with a slingshot. He struck the attacker on the chest and head. Perpetrator was later identified with an egg-sized knob on his forehead.
“On May 10, 2023, Margaret Burns left her home in Alpena Township, Michigan, and went to visit a family member who lived down the street. Her son, 13-year-old Owen Burns, was in his bedroom playing video games, and her unnamed 8-year-old daughter was mushroom-hunting in the backyard. Owen heard his sister scream but assumed she was simply goofing off with her friends. However, when he heard her let out a second scream, he realized his sister was in danger. Owen looked out his bedroom window and saw an unknown male who had come through the woods and onto their property. The attempted kidnapper had put his hands over the 8-year-old’s mouth, had his arm around her waist, and was attempting to pull her into the woods. Owen sprung into action, located a slingshot on his bed that his mother had bought on clearance for $3, and grabbed a marble and a rock. He then opened his bedroom window and fired at his sister’s attacker. After the attacker had been struck in between the eyes and in the chest, Owen’s sister was able to break free and run into the house. The attacker, however, fled into the woods. The siblings then frantically called their mother, who raced home and contacted the police.
Officers later located the unnamed 17-year-old suspect hiding at a gas station with a marble-induced goose egg on his head and injuries that were consistent with the slingshot strikes. The suspect confessed that he had “planned on severely beating the victim.”The suspect was charged as an adult with attempted kidnapping/child enticement, one count of attempted assault to do great bodily harm less than murder, and one count of assault and battery” – Julie Henthorn (Listverse, 2023)
Edit: “Goose-egg” was clarified as the injury to the forehead as a result of being struck with an object flung from the slingshot. Not the size of the injury.
KarloReddit
3 months ago
„Planned on severely beating the victim.“ … an 8 year old girl?!? What in the mother fuck is the fucking deal with fucking people?!??!?
A shot from one of those really hurts. Ask my brother how I know.
Goawaythrowaway175
3 months ago
I have an egg sized knob. I wish it was on my head.
IncreaseOk8433
3 months ago
The guy Kevin McAllister was based on.
Adventurous_Pop5667
3 months ago
Little man out here being the real-life hero we all needed. Protect your family, king!
1THRILLHOUSE
3 months ago
That’s wild. Was there any reason he had picked her as the victim or was this just a random attack?
TrafalgarDSam
3 months ago
Sniper King
J4mboTH
3 months ago
And he told the attacker to eat his shorts. Yeah, I bet that’s exactly how it went, and nobody’s going to change my mind.
SlimTeezy
3 months ago
Good god that photographer did him dirty. Kid’s an actual hero, could’ve helped him pose better
ItsStaaaaaaaaang
3 months ago
> Perpetrator was later identified with an egg-sized knob on his forehead.
There was also a bump from where the sling shot hit him…
pimpfriedrice
3 months ago
Bad ass!
NPC261939
3 months ago
I’d love to see the mugshot of this idiot.
SentientFotoGeek
3 months ago
Good guy with a slingshot saves the day. What’s not to like?
peter-bone
3 months ago
Interesting, but the title is a bit ambigious. I first thought that the attacker was using a slingshot. Also, a goose egg is just a name for a head bruise. It doesn’t imply that the lump was the size of an egg. Also, use of the word knob here instead of lump or bruise is also ambiguous.
Western_Essay8378
3 months ago
This guy is the new David.
Konabro
3 months ago
Hey kid, nice shot.
Nofunatall69
3 months ago
Hard to be cooler.
CloverLandscape
3 months ago
In my country, the kid would get in legal trouble while the attacker would be roaming the streets again day after.
DefenestrationPraha
3 months ago
Slingshots used to be a military weapon in Roman times and there were specialized slingshot units from the Balearic islands serving alongside Roman legions.
Of course nowadays you don’t get to win a war with slingshots, but against an unarmored opponent with no firearm, they work precisely as well as they did in 1 AD; human heads are just as vulnerable to fast traveling stones as they used to be.
Maedroth
3 months ago
Doing his bit to fight off knobheads.
Sasmonite
3 months ago
King.
CheekyMcSqueak
3 months ago
I read this as: Someone shot his sister with a slingshot and he one two punched the dude
smarmiebastard
3 months ago
This kids aim is impressive.
Candid_Umpire6418
3 months ago
Dennis the Menace saves the day.
slowestratintherace
3 months ago
Who was viciously attacking his sister with a slingshot?
Anyax02
3 months ago
“Video games don’t do anything good for kids”
This fella: perfectly aims slingshot just like he practiced in fortnight
“On May 10, 2023, Margaret Burns left her home in Alpena Township, Michigan, and went to visit a family member who lived down the street. Her son, 13-year-old Owen Burns, was in his bedroom playing video games, and her unnamed 8-year-old daughter was mushroom-hunting in the backyard. Owen heard his sister scream but assumed she was simply goofing off with her friends. However, when he heard her let out a second scream, he realized his sister was in danger. Owen looked out his bedroom window and saw an unknown male who had come through the woods and onto their property. The attempted kidnapper had put his hands over the 8-year-old’s mouth, had his arm around her waist, and was attempting to pull her into the woods. Owen sprung into action, located a slingshot on his bed that his mother had bought on clearance for $3, and grabbed a marble and a rock. He then opened his bedroom window and fired at his sister’s attacker. After the attacker had been struck in between the eyes and in the chest, Owen’s sister was able to break free and run into the house. The attacker, however, fled into the woods. The siblings then frantically called their mother, who raced home and contacted the police.
Officers later located the unnamed 17-year-old suspect hiding at a gas station with a marble-induced goose egg on his head and injuries that were consistent with the slingshot strikes. The suspect confessed that he had “planned on severely beating the victim.”The suspect was charged as an adult with attempted kidnapping/child enticement, one count of attempted assault to do great bodily harm less than murder, and one count of assault and battery” – Julie Henthorn (Listverse, 2023)
– 2nd Source, The Guardian: https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/20/michigan-boy-saved-sister-kidnapping-slingshot-speaks
Edit: “Goose-egg” was clarified as the injury to the forehead as a result of being struck with an object flung from the slingshot. Not the size of the injury.
„Planned on severely beating the victim.“ … an 8 year old girl?!? What in the mother fuck is the fucking deal with fucking people?!??!?
he would be so proud
A shot from one of those really hurts. Ask my brother how I know.
I have an egg sized knob. I wish it was on my head.
The guy Kevin McAllister was based on.
Little man out here being the real-life hero we all needed. Protect your family, king!
That’s wild. Was there any reason he had picked her as the victim or was this just a random attack?
Sniper King
And he told the attacker to eat his shorts. Yeah, I bet that’s exactly how it went, and nobody’s going to change my mind.
Good god that photographer did him dirty. Kid’s an actual hero, could’ve helped him pose better
> Perpetrator was later identified with an egg-sized knob on his forehead.
There was also a bump from where the sling shot hit him…
Bad ass!
I’d love to see the mugshot of this idiot.
Good guy with a slingshot saves the day. What’s not to like?
Interesting, but the title is a bit ambigious. I first thought that the attacker was using a slingshot. Also, a goose egg is just a name for a head bruise. It doesn’t imply that the lump was the size of an egg. Also, use of the word knob here instead of lump or bruise is also ambiguous.
This guy is the new David.
Hey kid, nice shot.
Hard to be cooler.
In my country, the kid would get in legal trouble while the attacker would be roaming the streets again day after.
Slingshots used to be a military weapon in Roman times and there were specialized slingshot units from the Balearic islands serving alongside Roman legions.
Of course nowadays you don’t get to win a war with slingshots, but against an unarmored opponent with no firearm, they work precisely as well as they did in 1 AD; human heads are just as vulnerable to fast traveling stones as they used to be.
Doing his bit to fight off knobheads.
King.
I read this as: Someone shot his sister with a slingshot and he one two punched the dude
This kids aim is impressive.
Dennis the Menace saves the day.
Who was viciously attacking his sister with a slingshot?
“Video games don’t do anything good for kids”
This fella: perfectly aims slingshot just like he practiced in fortnight