I would cry
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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That’s how the closet cases flirt
message u/Aromatic_Tourist_319 for a free spicy pic
Totally had to be a friend lol
💪🥴
How did he recognize your car ?
If I saw a mates car, you bet your ass I’m doing something to mess with them. This sounds like a friend having a laugh.
A girl wrote it, trying to fuck with you.
Next, someone at the gym will approach you and say he also got someone putting notes on his car for being gay, and the proceed to ask for your number.
Well, at least it’s clear now. Lol
Someone is mad 😅
She definitely stalk you, coz how did she know your car?
Sincerely, the dude whose girlfriend was checking you out.
This should include her/his number to call..lol
This is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard..
Definitely not doing leg day.
this is courtship gymbro style
Сould this still qualify as a love letter?
I thought this was the cybertruck sub
Love how he’s more annoyed about thinking he had a ticket 😆 Probably one of his mates, kinda thing mine would do!
Jokes on you, I’m all of those things
This is such chaotic energy, I’d laugh and cry at the same time.
Just lift heavier bro.
I rather get the ticket
People at the gym are wild for this.
Definitely not a guy’s hand writing
A stalker for sure 🤣
I have a small pile of cards in my car that say “if you fuck like you park, you better go home earlier once”. I occasionally leave them on particularly badly parked cars.
Dudes rock
Jesus. Did you call an ambulance? I’d almost rather get a ticket…LOL!
Someone likes you
You guys are dumb AF and very gullible. Dude obviously wrote this himself for internet points.
another motivation for broda
It was meee Barry.
Anyone who has loopy 8th grade handwriting can certainly not be taken seriously
Sounds like HStokkytokky or Ed Mathews. Definately a Tatertot regardless
Who writes @ instead of “at”? That’s just stupid.
Next time, wear some leggings and do squats.
Welp the windshieldbandit only speaks truth
I look gay?! 🤩 🥰 yaaasss!
Two out of three ain’t bad
I’d just laugh if I received that.
They let third graders work out there?
This has big “best friend” energy.
This is savage af 🤦♂️🤣