meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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No they’re Bad Knees
Oh fuck off Rebecca, he did not say that.
Your kid will make a great dad some day.
So hilarious, your kid has a potential to be a future comedian.
Time to take that kid to Dis Knee
This is obviously fake. Kids don’t start speaking until 9 years old lol
This is what dad jokes are made of, haha genius
Ok, Nicholas, there is this train…
“No. They’re Rice Krisp-knees”
*Knees snap, crackle and pop as I stand up.
“Dad Knee’s” are definitely a thing
I’ve got grandad-knees.
He’s gonna be reminding the kid of that exchange for the rest of his life. The cringe will never fade.
Reverse dad joke
Born a dad.
When I was your age I had four kid knees.
Are you dadding me?
I have adult knees
“No, son. I have *bad knees*”
He’s telling you to lose weight
Please stop sharing made up thing kids say by their parents
that @ tho 😭
Kid – “Grandpa has Grand-neys”
Dad – “Oh yes, he has Granny often. That’s how we exist!”
Looking up the alphabet soup after his name and found this funny/sad requirement for two of his certifications:
> one hour of ethics CE every two years
he’s not wrong tho dads do be having Dad Knees
at least you didn’t point out his smallcocks (smallpocks)
If you think about it, its kind of logical in his mind lol
Witty kiddo XD