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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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zip it up and zip it out
I’m still so mad that they took woke and butchered it to whatever the fuck it means now
Put that pussy on the chainwax
Dinkin Flicka
I say we adopt simlish into AAVE
Thats so fetch.
the kids are saying skibbidi toilet, i don’t think people copying it will be an issue
[Flippity Floppity Floop. ](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/wfutt6/south-park-flippity-floppity-floop)
NGL I’m still not convinced “in da clurb” isn’t exactly this already
We did this to my roommate who would always pick up the dumbest phrases.
We started using “two beans” around the house to describe something as cool, or high quality. “Wow, that coffee is so two beans”.
Within two weeks he was saying it to strangers.
darryl already did this to michael scott
then when they ask what it means ima say “iykyk” 😭 whole time ion even know wtf it means
That’s what I assumed y’all were already doing.
Dinkin Flicka
Pussy on the chainwax!
Drax em sklounst
Zippity Zoppity
Suburban white boys taking notes intensifies
Reminds me of the song that sounds Spanish but makes zero sense
Spoiler alert… they will.
Poopity scoop
Isn’t all language made up?
We already do do that, and they do copy it.
I hate being this guy but white people will copy any phrases you start saying because that’s how linguistics work. This reminds of bit back where someone was talking about white kids in school using black slang and a redditor who studied linguistics said that’s actually completely natural for humans to do. If people start using slang and it enters wide spread use among a group EVENTUALLY other people belonging to other cultures within the nation will use it as well. If we were still segregated yeah this might not occur but the us isn’t legally segregated anymore and quickly becoming unsegregated socially. Human trends beat any social trends. 2 groups living in the same area will quickly see a fusion of culture.
Heck yea partner 🤠
We just need to copy the script of Poopie Tang.
On glosh bro👏🏻
Semi-related, but I was watching survivor last week. One of the castaways (Andy, a 20-something white dude) was talking to another (Kyle, a 30-something white dude). Andy goes on to tell Kyle about “one of his favorite phrases” he uses to describe himself (presenting it like some profound shit he came up with personally). Andy tells Kyle he’s “loyal to the soil”, which is obviously a tried and true black colloquialism. But it gets worse when Kyle (undrstandably very caucasian and unaware) asks what does it mean. Andy proceeds to say “it just means when i’m loyal to somebody, it goes through me all the way down to the soil.” To which Kyle responds “you know I really like that”…….i wanted to shoot myself.
“Zip it up, and zip it out!”
You already do that. It’s all nonsense.
“Cmon Mr. Slave, let’s go back to our flippity floppity floop!”
https://youtu.be/czHbuRXoYc4
Make a new racial slur and tell them they can’t say it and watch them really go crazy.
They will.