I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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*“Oh no, I got swindled by the crypto swindlers! Who could have possibly seen this coming!”*
Ain’t no way the Hawk Tuah girl pulled off a pump and dump.
Put my kids college funds into Hawk Tuah coin.
Investing Hawk Tua crypto is crazy work
This has to be fake. I just can’t believe someone would be so fucking stupid to spunk their entire life savings away like this then cry about it on social media.
The CIA couldn’t torture this out of me.
Guys help me please, I gambled money i couldnt lose and lost it. On a scale of 1-10, how insane must I act to get it back?
And it’s gone
Hawk tuah pull on that rug
Et tuah Brute?
$HAWK was tanked by BIG LUBE! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!
Is that legal? I’m not an expert on crypto regulations by any means, but I assume inside trading laws apply to it like it would a share? I didn’t know that she made a crypto coin, but it would be pretty funny if her five minutes ended up with her going to jail for getting greedy.
Wait… Am I understanding this correctly? There is now cryptocurrency built around a girl saying “you gotta spit on that thing”? We really are in the dumbest timeline.
Leagaly yours,
If you give any money on an unregulated market to someone who’s only claim to fame is making a dick sucking joke while drunk, you can’t complain what happens to you
Leagal Beagle to get the argle bargle.
lol. This dumb Karen wants to speak to the manager of crypto.
From 3 seconds of fame to crypto scammer in just a year? That girl is moving up the influencer ladder fast
“Drunk Blowjob Girl, *I TRUSTED YOU*!!!”
our crypto representatives will do lunch
Hawk Loser did a rug pull?
New viral video to crypto rugpull speedrun record
You can just make up money and sell it for real money. What a time to br alive.
This is it. This is where we are as a species. Millions of years of evolution, hundreds of thousands of years of building civilization and society, countless cultures, an unfathomable number of wars, infinite stories and accomplishments, and all we have to show for it is a grown adult wasting their child’s college fund on a crypto currency peddled by a random woman who’s career and relevancy revolves entirely around how much she loves to spit on men’s penises.
God help us.
… refund. I am fucking dying here. Can’t stop laughing. Children’s edge education – I bet she were gonna send them to Trump University and to Hustler University
Everything you read on the internet is true.
Gee it’s almost like government regulation of financial markets is a good thing…
Since when is $35K enough to pay for anybody’s college???
1992 called. They’d like their tuition rates back.
As someone said higher up, if you want an unregulated market this is what you get. It blows my mind that the crypto bros didn’t sink crypto already just by way of attracting the greasiest of scam merchants but the pump and dump trend surely will finish this shit off?
They’re inventing, selling, rug pulling coins and then Posting videos calling investors wankers to their faces every 10 minutes.
They’ve basically made crypto about as un-investible as possible now.
Normal bluecheck behavior.
get some fame and don’t commit financial fraud challenge
impossible