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He was getting death threats, that’s a pre-existing condition.

Hazardous Occupation – DENIED

“Ruled out as suicide by his insurance”

Coverage Denied

“Well, since it wasn’t natural or accidental we won’t be paying out this policy. We recommend you seek damages in civil court.”

That would just make my day.

Who tf is he? Did everyone except me
Get a fucking text about some guy and didn’t feel the need
To elaborate

cyberpunk is getting real just slowly

He needs to pull an Uno reverse card on his ass, and decline the insurance claim.

It’s incredibly odd that Reddit kids are laughing and making jokes about someone being killed

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