meirl
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Me running an errand in the middle of the day: “Does nobody work anymore?”
Me roaming in the park at 3 AM : “ooouh, night walk, nice”
Me seeing another person in the park at 3 AM : “Well well well, if it isn’t the serial killer freak”
Me driving my truck at 3am: AAAAHHHH TURN OFF YOUR BRIGHTS YOU DICK! *Drives off cliff because world is now purple dots*
Absolutely true
This was me last night.
I remember seeing a news story about somebody getting robbed at 2am at a McDonald’s and a comment said “anyone out after midnight is up to no good”
Fuck my swing shift, I guess…
Am I about to get mugged?
Working the baking night shift, I just assumed everyone else on the roads at 2am were heathens, lol
Me driving at 3AM: Watch every corner because you never know when drunken idiot will shoot out of a driveway or intersection against the light.
It makes driving tense as fuck. Also kinda fun
uhm work?
Me walking my neighborhood at midnight to avoid others: so lovely outside
Me seeing someone else on my walk: i’m about to get mugged 😅
That pretty much highlights “rules for thee and none for me” in the court of public opinion
What the hell is anyone doing awake at that hour?
I mean the odds of the other guy also being a serial killer is pretty low tbh
I take my dogs out every morning at 6am when I wake up.
I almost never see another person for the 10 minutes I’m out.
When I DO, I make sure to cross the street, because I don’t trust anyone walking around at that time of the morning
Spiderman meme
POV: Me and brother on our way to go hunting