This absolute buffoon blocked me in my garage less than an hour before I needed to take a final exam
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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I like the words dingleberry and buffoon. Kudos. Hope your final went well and you have a great weekend
Arse. That’s some main character shit, glad you got his Turdcedes towed
Next time get gf to drive over and block them in. When they come back to their car and complain they’re blocked in, you then get the fun of them trying to justify why blocking you in is fine, but you blocking them in is not okay.
I had this happen for a while, some asshat in a BMW kept using my driveway for parking at night blocking me in my garage
Ended up buying a set of rolling jacks, rolled his car sideways into the street, then went about my business
Only took 2 times for me never to see that car park there again
Flatten all four tires, then call for a tow truck to have his dumbass hauled away at his expense.
What’s crazy to think about: anyone can just go buy a bike lock, and those things fit through most wheels. Then you go down and accept payment for removal
I don’t know why it always is either a: Mercedes, BMW, Tesla or gigantic pickup truck
Next time poke the tire air shaft with a sharp object. Get street justice for yourself.
Getting someone’s car towed for pissing you off has to be one of the most satisfying feelings
Get some “Don’t Park Here” stickers. Cheap out on them, so they come apart instead of peeling off.
Stick it on the driver window.
Dinglefoon should be a word for jerkoffs like this.
Glad you focused on what was important, I would have been seething during exam even after setting fire to it.
This isn’t mildly infuriating. This is a fucking tow that motherfucker infuriating.
This is the second use for a pillow. Place between bumpers and shunt the Merc slowly into the road.
Ram it
I don’t care about my car I would just back out and ram his car into the street
Are you sure this is only mildly infuriating?
Honestly I would have a hard time not destroying that car.
Can you not call the cops to have a car towed as well? I have a friend who got towed by the police for “blocking” a driveway. (My friend said that it was maybe 6 inches to a foot of overlap on one side of this persons driveway and they could still get out. Whether or not that is true, that’s not the point of this comment.) My friend had to knock on the guys house and ask if he knew where the car went, and he was like I had it towed. It was within 45 minutes to an hour. If my recollection of her story retelling is correct.
Did you have it towed?
Should be legal to roll the car onto its roof on the lawn.
Hey OP, I’ve checked the list of things you need right now… couldn’t find this, sorry
Caltrops. This is the way.
you got a pic with license plate, report em to police
Also love the Benny Shapiro pfp 🤣🤣🤣 would def install a mod where I hear his voice then golf club his head 🤣🤣
What’s the best way to trigger the alarm on these things? Try to open the doors?
And it’s a C class. What a peasant
Fuck it, throw it in reverse and push them out of the way
I’m sorry to hear that brother but I absolutely love ‘buffoon’ as an insult
Looks like the oaks lol
Probably a very dumb question. Is it possible to back up to a parked car, gently touch bumpers, and slowly roll the other car out?
I know it will probably fuck up the parking car mechanically a little bit. But I’ve just always been curious if it’s possible.
I would’ve scratched it up and then have it towed- but I’m rather malicious you see.
Break their windows, they’ll come out.
Find a hornets nest and cover it with a paper sack.Write “Here’s the cash I owe you!” on the bag. Knock the nest into the sack and close it up. Use a small flat bar to pry the top of the door away from the frame just enough to slip the paper sack inside. Shake the bag enough to get the hornets nice and angry. Record, laugh and post to Reddit
Did you try buzzing your neighbor with the red car? I’d assume it was someone with them.
At least you didn’t resort to a golf club.
For those who don’t know, when you’re in a legal dispute with a mershitteeze, they win.
That’s a Mercedes Benz that should be needing four new tires.
Mercedes hes got the money to get it out of the impound after row grabs it. And if he doesn’t… a good lesson
I keep auto mover sleds on hand, I’d absolutely move their car into the street and drop it to be on my way.
Google ‘ninja rocks”
get some people to help and carry. Just don’t put him somewhere inconvenient. that would be mean.
Should have smashed the window, released the handbrake and pushed the shitmobile out of the way
I would have been banging on the car to set off the alarm until someone showed up
well… I’m mad now.
I hope you took an Uber and got that guy towed.
If it’s your garage what the fuck is anyone doing anything near it
Sorry u had to deal with that