A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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The real one shows up and doesn’t win. Classic
How funny would this be, if this was an attempt by the police to get the person to come out and try and win the contest. A la archery contest in Robinhood Men in tights.
What a time to be alive
It really would be tragic if lookalikes wandered around various parts of NYC to create as many false hits as possible on video surveillance and used up human resources required to actually review and follow up on potential leads, giving the shooter enough time to destroy and potential evidence still training in his possession.
That’s actually the set of the Dune sequel… The trucks with sand will be there any moment
Bro is this Joker IRL?
We are Spartacus
I wonder if, when someone is apprehended, we’ll see a slew of “confessions” from other lookalikes. Only one or two need to really be plausible and committed to make it a problem for the prosecution.
Sorry you may be late to the game but there is always more work available.
The Adjuster is an easy look to pull off for many people.
The claim for my condolences have been denied.
I gotta say it is nice seeing everyone have the same mindset over this for once.
And yeah before you reply I know it’s not literally everyone but most people have the same thoughts about this and it’s just nice seeing people agree
Doesn’t look like anything to me!
“Will the real assassin please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up”
V for vendetta vibes
I am Spartacus vibes.
Guys, glorifying the assassins of CEOs who are exploiting millions of people to death might lead to stochastic effects redirecting the wannabe mass murderers towards people like him!!!
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#🤔
I’m Brian!
I’m Brian!
I’m Brian and so is my wife!
Amazing
Wouldn’t it be wild if he were in the lineup
I’m Brian.
No I’m Brian.
No I’m Brian.
No I’m Brian.
NYC is the fucking shit sometimes
How about an unofficial holiday with parades of lookalikes?
>[*I just know someone is gonna hold a “United Healthcare Gunman Lookalike Contest” in Washington Square Park or something*](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1h8cgeq/the_unitedhealthcare_gunman_understands_the/m0s566y/)
I AM SPARTACUS!
He was Edmond DantĂ©s… and he was my father. And my mother… my brother… my friend. He was you… and me. He was all of us.
They are the same person.
Of course it did