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My wife would respond, “where?” Lmao

“I don’t know tell me”

My wife would catch on to this ruse the very first time.

Yeah, then my wife says a restaurant that you need reservations 2 months ago excitedly and I have to say “umm, no, shake shack”

Tried this on an ex, all she kept saying was “I bet it’s gonna be fucking (place she hated)”

Dorcia?

I’ve tried this, but my people pleasing Fiancé just ends up suggesting where she thinks *I* want to eat lmao

“I give up, where?” 😐

“It better not be fucking Chilis”

This sounds like something you would do with a kid lol

I’ve tried this plenty of times and it never works. First time she guessed a place then said she didn’t want it. Next time I told her I was taking her to her favorite restaurant, which she said no to.

Honestly I just speed round list restaurants until she says yes to one.

No, because I would answer where I think he wants to go or thinks of going. I would not answer with what I really want.

I have tried this with a few different women and the response was verbatim the same each time.

Me: Guess where we are going for dinner.

Her: Where?

Me: Just make a guess.

Her: Idk. Chipotle?

Me: Yes, we are going to Chipotle.

Her: I don’t really want Chipotle.

I have a whole ass system for dealing with this with my husband.1. American, 2. Mexican, or 3. Italian?

1. Burgers, Hot dogs, Sub, or Wings?

2. Tacos, Fajitas, Quesadilla, or Burrito(or bowl)?

3. Pasta, Pizza, Italian Beef, Soup?

If we get past all of that and he still doesn’t think of anything then I turn to Thai (mainly chicken fried rice and egg rolls with whatever else), Curry, or we go to the grocery store to get stuff for a cold salad and a glass of carrot juice. That’s the last suggestion because if we get that far maybe he’s sick of everything and needs a cleaning out refresher as a reset.

Or more realistically, “idk”

I try this with my wife and she either says “where” or mentions a place. When she mentions a place, I always say, “that’s better than what I was thinking.”

Damn, ultimate cheat code

Gotta sound excited about it, and also don’t always let her first guess be the ‘right’ answer. Also remember the suggestions she says each time so if you actually like one of those places, actually just make one of those the right answer. If you always make her first answer right she’ll catch on quickly, and sometimes make her wrong and the right answer you know she likes because she used that answer before.

Great idea , except it would never happen

“So honey, I was thinking of place A, place B or place C tonight. Which would you like the most?”

Smart. Take. Man. Notes.

90% of women will say “I don’t know. Where?”

Some people really stay in relationships with zero healthy communication and wonder why they’re unhappy.

Also, “lol spouse bad” humor is so fuckin boomer.

That only works if she’s not a sarcastic a**hole like me. That’s probably why I’m single

Bro just pick whatever you want

If she doesn’t like it she can watch you eat or call an Uber and go home by herself

Smart take man notes, got it

Chaotic good

Somewhere expensive that requires a reservation months in advance.

They never try to guess.

Perfect

Smart man indeed. 👍

Smart man

I tell my GF: you’ll never guess were we are going to eat and you get 3 guesses. Works every time.

What about…Dorsia?

tried that before, the answer I got was “I don’t know, where?”

Ha ha ha! Isn’t it great that men need to learn manipulation techniques to get along with women. Ha ha ha!

Dude figured out the cheat code.

Sounds expensive 🥳

Quit giving out our secrets! Boys, ladies can be very fickle, you have to figure out what “i don’t know” means based on inflection. Nothing she says when she’s hungry is what she wants, just get her what you know she loves

Why would you eat out?

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