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It’s all about the plot!!

I need the backstory before the backshots

“We try find porn in movies, and story in porn videos”

– Someone

It used to matter but now that 98% of videos are step siblings I focus on finding one that isn’t or I just mute it and try my hardest to ignore the incest plot.

He’s the plumber and he’s there to sort her plumbing out

Read erotica or smut instead

Yeah let’s see that dick pump workin’ !!!

That’s why I prefer hentai

Once had a boss that complained about porn that wasn’t Gonzo.

I didn’t know what gonzo was.

Looking at the wiki, I’m not exactly sure what it means today, but at the time it was just down and dirty, no BS storylines.

I didn’t realize so many people have so much time available for a storyline.

“ok I got lost here trying to catch butterflies. You have a beautiful garden. Let’s fuck aggressively at the garden”

Finally someone who understands my pain.

I totally agree. Dammit I want to see the build up, and not the fake staged crap. I want to see where the sexual energy comes from why they were drawn to each other, what leads them into it! Not just dingdong, the doorbell in the background, “ hey Theres, the pizza guy come on and let’s fuck!“… or, conversely, the sexy Uber girl stops the car and all of a sudden they’re in the backseat going at it… And none of it all cuts with real life. How uncreative the porn industry is There’s a buildup there’s a dance to it all that’s the best part about good sex, love making. It’s the buildup of passion. The way two souls come together the dance eyes meet, the way hearts beat as one. That’s what it’s all about and that’s what sustains great partners. I really appreciate your post!

For fuck’s sake

Because there was a pile of straw in the room.

One of many reson why Japanese porn is better. They have plots. Some even have an opening intro like anime lol.

Do yall really care? I skip straight to the fucking

Most of the time they’re just walk into a room, talk like 2-3 sentences, stare at each other private part, kiss then fuck.

I love the stuck plots! Corey Chase Milf Glue has a whole spin-off universe and I’m here for it!

First world problems right there.

This is why I hate some POVs where the guy breaks character and doesn’t shut the fuck up.

I don’t need to hear your rude and obnoxious grunting and “yeah baby, lick my balls”. That’s no way to talk to your “mom”!

I think it has something to do with stealing lemons.

Imo the least hot fucking is nude fucking.

Thats right. Context is a must! 🤣

I honestly don’t mind an *in media res* opening as long as they go back to how they got there afterwards. It worked well for A Kiss for the Petals OVA.

It’s because the lore is vast and complex. You wouldn’t be able to comprehend it.

that’s why i prefer manhwas, you get plot + visuals + colour (& not as cringy as porn)

Das lesbische Peitschen Inferno und seine Geschichte

The only thing better than porn with plot is porn with worldbuilding

Kids these days, can’t even read the subtle environmental storytelling of them fucking behind a dumpster. Of course it’s a forbidden love. Use your imagination.

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