A seaman’s request for an extraordinary leave of absence, 1967. Reason: “My wife is planning to get pregnant this weekend and I would like to be present.”
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Seems like the wife is making the semen request.
Permission granted, Sailor. Return back to this station in 72 hours with detailed report.
They don’t call him a seaman for nothing
This is such an old joke, but I guess it originated somewhere. Maybe you found the origin story.
The officer who approved the leave deserves a medal presented by the people of the internet.
Thank you for your sheer understanding, sir.
Seaman need time off because of his Semen
Can’t even get the quote right? Jeez, it’s literally right in front of you.
Glutton for punishment
he wasn’t a seaman, he was a first class petty officer, PN1
The semen is busy faring the Red Sea.
Hope he made it in time for the threesome
Hey everyone did you know “seaman” kinda sounds like “semen”? Just thought I would let you know since there were only 100 other comments pointing it out.
“Let this man go get fucked”
He wants to watch.
That’s the most Navy thing I ever heard.
I like the cut of his jib
First documented “cuck”?
“After all I went through bringing you into this world! Hours on my back, strangers pawing at my nether regions, while your father paced impotently in the next room. And don’t get me started on your delivery!”
So… did it work?
Premove
He definitely has loads of goods to unload, being a seaman and all.
The old special request chit. I knew them well.
I was hoping his name was Stains
I guess someone had to hold the camera
Technically true
Thats his excuse for a quick fuck
Layland, WV? Well done, but the zip code is in Philadelphia.
Why would you even want a pet when you have seven kids?? I have no kids and three pets and they still are a handful!
But does his wife’s boyfriend approve?
This was the shit I put in my lib/leave requests also.
I feel sorry for the guy holding the letter, check his thumbnail! Wtf …
“But Marie..”
‘David, this baby is happening with or without you so make your choice.’
Sorry, denied, but we’ll send someone to cover for you
Seaman from Layland is about to get laid…
Asking for time off to get cucked
Plot twist: he’s living his cuckold fantasy
Yo dawg,
We heard u Seaman, so we put semen in your seaman so you can semen while you see *woman*.
He’d like to watch ?
That is reposted harder than the sailor is trying to get his wife pregnant
These posts are so cringey…
I don’t think he understood how pregnancy works.
What’s interesting about this? You can’t just not show up and not give a reason if you want to keep your job, asking permission is one thing, giving notice is the other