How dudes with $100 in Wall Street Bets manage their portfolios
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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This guy is looking for the moon
Damn how high are his screens
I have less than $20,000 in right now. I check my portfolio on work breaks.
I don’t even play with options.
I live vicariously through the guys here blowing their savings and thinking that if they YOLO their next paycheck instead of paying rent they’ll get it all back despite all evidence to the contrary.
It’s harmful to neck health
Which button does he press to call his mom to come pick him up.
r/MonitorTooHigh
This is amateur hour. I have 6 flat screen TVs, 3 different paid charting apps, 3 analysis subscriptions and trade minute charts. Few thousand dollars of investment now I’m going to turn the $50 I have left to make it all back. Free stuff pretty much
All those screens and cannot even afford a wireless mouse. Pathetic!
And he is under performing market vs someone that bought and held spy all year long with zeRo monitor lol
In a few seconds later it is just 10 monitors of porn…
My computers GPU would fry with only 3 of those 
Dudes be having this setup just to lose 900% in a single trade
That’s actually a nice office to be honest. And the guy looks like he has a few million going for him. Wouldn’t mind having that entire space for myself.
Has never heard of “alt tab”
To be fair, I apply this same logic to cycling.
Been trading in smartphone for 5 years. We aren’t the same bro.
What should i put my fortnite refund check in 😮
Look, I was told all I need to do was double my $100 twice and I’ll be a millionaire and that’s the plan I intend to execute. How else can I do that if not through half a dozen monitors?
Hey man I own 1,000 Shiba coins
And the guy with 2.7mil is doing all from a 5 year old Android phone.
Each monitor costs around 150. So he started with about 2000 but now only has 100 after all the expenses.
Understandable – the rest of their capital goes into the equipment. Gotta have your priorities right, man.
I prefer using my phone in the bathroom. Then when things get stressful I just release my bowels.
I put in 500$, won 500$ on a “long term” stock I believed in, my hopes were fading for it so I pulled out at double money. Currently playing around with that I day traded it won 600$. Now I’m done gambling it, time to make some real investments
Just need 2 more to match this guy lol
LOL with a smartphone I have making +30% in this 2.5 years
Hey respect my set up! This set up costs $30 on temu. I am a professional now.
That’s my kids college money
I feel attacked
Hey… it’s 300 now thanks to PLTR and TSLA, thank you very much.
Are they leggings he’s wearing? lol.
r/tvtoohigh
My neck hurts just watching this.
😂 I check my portfolio once a year. Mutual Funds make it so stupid easy. And then you don’t get killed by trading fees.
You gotta start somewhere
isnt this the dude from japan that jumped on a decimal value error from a sell from institutions and cleared like 10 M through aribitrage before they corrected?
And ends up posting all the gains
Most unergonomical workplace I’ve seen in a while
Does he have a secret screen for his porn that we’re not seeing.