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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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My little brother did something similar.
Sharpened a pocket knife, was bouncing the blade off his jeans – It slit through the jeans and opened up his leg.
Dumbass lol
Oh and then there was the time he concussed himself from sitting down too hard bahahaha
It would take roughly 400 men to forge a sword made of iron taken from their blood.
He’s like, “fuck yeah it was!”
The hosts of forged in fire would be proud
If I know ER docs they probably commissioned one from the dude.
I had that happen! I’m a butcher and slipped one day and my knife went almost 3 inches into my thigh and the doctor said it was one of the cleanest cuts he’d ever seen. The knife had just split the muscle apart with no tearing. I was so proud.
As a once avid bladed weapon collector, that’s a fucking compliment. I keep these MFS sharpened and lubed up so they give that good slice
Knew a dude in a bar we’d frequent who did knifework with with metal and stone. He was knapping a knife and cut off his ring finger. He was also vaguely smug about it too and it was so hilarious. It was years old by then but he’d gleefully demonstrate how he did it and then boast how only a well knapped knife could cut a finger off so cleanly.
Spoiler: the roommate’s name is Godo.
I won but at what cost.
Amazing cartoon of this episode from back in the day:
This is so odd to hear now a days and i love it. What is this skyrim 😂😂😂
The tools which he used to sharpen the knife rn:
Eh, you don’t really want a sword *that* sharp. It could chip with an edge that fine while cutting/chopping through bone or harder materials.
This Knife Cuts!
So did he win or lose?
A win is a win?..
this is my dream
Yeah, if you’re such a good blacksmith, why do you need to have roomates?