Mad lad loves his knife
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Who needs wife on bed, when you have knive under bed.
Doctor: ‘That’s a clean cut.’
Him: ‘Thank you, I forged it myself
Look, at that point, I’m already at the hospital. Doc is talking about the cut casually, clearly I’m not gonna die. At worst we got a nasty scar. Hell yeah I’m gonna smug it up about my totally rad sword THAT I MADE. Bro could not earn it any harder.
Unfortunately r/sharpening doesn’t allow cross-posts – they would love this. On the other hand, maybe the no cross-post policy will prevent a new ‘ER doctor response test’ to join the newspaper and tomato slicing tests.
A sword shouldnt be that sharp. Good craftsmanship but oddly placed.
It’s actually safer to keep knives sharp rather than duller. The easier you can cut the less force you have to use and thus less likely to slip and lose control and cut yourself.
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This is me
I’ve had a “clean cut” in the ER made by a butter knife. Yes it was a butter knife and yes it was expensive. Lol!
Totally relatable, let’s be fair
Game knows game
Next up: explaining to the police that it’s not a domestic, we’re just sparring. The cops were actually very nice about it.
getting injured by his own expertly crafted blade must have been painful but earning the doctor’s respect for its sharpness probably softened the blow
I’m also into knives and collect them. I went to sheeth one of them in my IWB sheeth and I accidentally stabbed myself a little and all I could think of is how deep the knife went in even though I barely put any weight into it, was basically just the knife’s weight worth of force.
I didn’t have to go to ER or anything, was only like 3/4″ inch deep, but I still have the cool scar of it on my side.
Hell yeah
I do blacksmithing as a hobby and I’ve made a couple knives and every time someone is like “wow this is sharp!” I’m smug as fuck too
I never really knew what the phrase sharp as a razor ment till I got a straight razor (i recommend them, they are awesome) I cut myself 2nd time i used it, I stared at the cut in the mirror and my only thought was “i can see myself bleeding but I don’t feel it, dam that’s sharp as hell”
So weird. I’ve never heard of anyone else who kept a sword under their bed. If someone breaks into my house, I wanna fight like it’s edo period Japan
As someone who knows how to wield a sword, this guy sounds like the most insufferable chode in every hema group
“It will keel” – doctor