…But sometimes drug dealers get shot
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Well, he’s not wrong…
Healthcare CEOs playing villain speedruns at this point 💀
That’s such an insulting comparison. Drug dealers provide an actual service.
Especially if the user pays for the drugs and the dealer says naaah
At least a drug dealer actually gives you the drugs after you pay
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
So a man with no wife and kids is somehow less unjust of a murder? Somehow worth less? Somehow any sympathy that he does not deserve is to stem from his ability to ejaculate, and not his own person? It’s like the media that’s defending him doesn’t even care about him, just his spouse and spawn. Can they really not think of a single good thing about *him*??
I wouldn’t be surprised if drugs were indeed involved somewhere. The dude was being invested for insider trading when he was murdered.
And drug dealers who get paid but don’t deliver tend to get shot even more frequently
But he wasn’t a drug dealer. A drug dealer provides products. A health insurance’s whole business model is denying coverage.
The worst part is it’s not even an appropriate analogy. He was the guy that runs between you and your drug dealer tries to steal your money and give the drug dealer back his drugs…..
They keep saying “he has kids!” as if there aren’t lots of other kids who will also be missing a beloved parent this Christmas because of UHC…
I just think it’s funny how he even LOOKS like a rat, lol
except he was a leader of insurance dealers
Chris Rock has distilled an almost concerning amount of truths in my life
Insurance company CEO = drug dealer?
Is ‘nothing personal, strictly business’ a defence in law?
There are legal drugs and there are illegal drugs, but Chris as usual is great with satire
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Just to show you where this government is at.They still won’t talk about universal health care.Truly amazing this government and the governments of the last 60 years.Refuse to fix anything in America to make life better for the people. Unless someone beside a white straight person is using their bathroom.
The only difference between the CEO and a mass murderer is that the latter gets quicker results. Pen vs. The sword.
Some drug dealers need to stop ripping people off
“As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s been known to happen.”
Maybe Chris Rock was funny after all
major distinction:
drug dealers reliablly move the product they are paid for
That’s why his ass got smacked
That is true
Called my old friend schepman up to auction off the land
He said john its just my job and I hope you understand
Hey calling it your job ol hoss sure dont make it right
But if you want me to Ill say a prayer for your soul tonight
but… this guy wasn’t a drugs dealer.
in fact, he got shot for denying people to buy the drugs they so desperately needed to live.
The difference is that most often drug dealers give you exactly what you paid for and desire.
Now, a drug dealer who takes your money and then tried to explain that you aren’t getting your dope because he found a loophole that allows him to keep your money and give you nothing?
He’d maybe last an hour.
You can take the drug dealer out the hood but you can’t take the hood out the drug dealer. -“Iceberg” Abe Lincoln
He looks like a used car dealer… I don’t imagine they have very many s tier ceo wanting to be involved in this scammy/ loser industry
Drug dealers are infinitely more beloved.
The only differences between them is that one’s richer, affects FAR more people OH and the drug dealer doesn’t get tax exemptions/write offs via a wink and a nod from the government… and a HJ from the upcoming presidency.
He’s not a Healthcare CEO. He was a health insurance CEO. His primary objective is to deny Healthcare, not provide it.
Drug dealers who take your money and don’t hand over the drugs get shot.
This episode was so out of touch. I’m tired of the media trying to use propaganda to get me to care about the CEO.
Just saying you can rate episodes on IMDB.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34867020/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
drug dealer who takes the cash and runs
Eh, I think it’d be more funny if it’d been a pharma ceo that had been shot. Sadly, one hasn’t been shot for me to confirm this.
This is the correct response.
I had the same opinion! But the drug dealer might get some sympathy cause some of those people are in desperate situations. CEOs arnt desperate.
Watching the poors try To gaslight and crab people everyone celebrating when a corrupted rich person dies is hilarious to see. Though I know a lot of that bs is coming from other rich people who don’t want this becoming a trend. Eat the rich.
Good joke. Still got it.
Drug dealers actually provide a service, not deny it.
We should start referring to him as “A CEO with no active warrants”