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James Bond and McDonald’s fanatic Peter here:

On the left is a picture of the 6th actor to portray the character of James Bond in a film, Pierce Brosnan

On the right is a picture of what was, at that point, the 9th item on the McDonald’s menu

TL;DR, the joke is that they 69ed your sister

Why we gotta complicate things? He obviously took the sister out to watch James Bond movies while having McDonalds.

Snake is mad because he wasn’t invited.

This could be a reference not to James Bond, but to his pistol, which has a silencer on it. The burger is what I believe to be a quarter pounder. Mattathias is saying that last night he silently pounded your sister

They james butgered my sister? They 007nd hammed my sister? The shot beefed my sister?

This ones rough hot damn

burger

just google “james bond burger” and get tons of answer

He pierced her buns. It’s an anal secks joke.

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its all theories id assume but its fun to speculate

The joke is that the meme is so cryptic, there are multiple explanations and nobody knows which one is the true.

Absurdism

gunbunned?
gunpounded?
gunquarted?
idk

Last night I 007 1/4 pounded your sister

Goldfinger pounder?

Lmao we don’t even use the fast food item “numbering” in my country, so I absolutely wouldn’t have gotten that

Pierced her Blurger

Sometime I ask myself, are people posting self explanatory memes just to farm karma or are they stupid?

Absurdist meme that has had a number of interpretations over the years. The most agreed upon explanation is it means 69 (Timothy Dalton was the 6th person to portray Bond and that burger used to be 9 on the McDonalds menu), but my personal favorite explanation is that it means “silently pounded” (Bond is a spy and therefore quiet, while the burger is a quarter pounder)

Pierced the meat?

Obviously the answer is that he bond burgered your sister last night

My thought initially was that the first joke was messed up–like it was supposed to lead to a punch line but doesn’t land at all.

And the second half was someone making fun of the first guy for messing up the joke.

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Last night i _____ your sister

Maybe its a smash Burger.
Pounded/ smashed?

Oh man! I’ve now finally seen one that didn’t immediately make perfect sense!

Bonded and pounded

Guys, what if the James Bond burger-ing of my sister was the friends we made along the way trying to figure it out? Happy holidays c:

Too long a walk for an unsatisfying drink of water.

90’s adventure game logic in meme format.

We’ve learnt not to expect much from people with these flags in their profile names

The entire point to this joke is that it’s uncomprehensible. I’ve seen like 30 different “explanations,” but the reason its lasted so long is that it confuses everyone who sees it

Someone ask this about every 12 days, and I forget every time I see it.

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