Anon is a certified taxi driver
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Clever with a dash of racism, what if he gets a white girl and a Hispanic guy
Fake and gay?
Maybe true and racist?
Ngl I would put 5 stars too if my driver did this to me
Anon think catering to certain demographics is actually racism
everybody is kungfu fighting
Fake and gay analysis has been really quiet since anon started taxi driving
fake: anon has a job
gay: anon plays Dancing Queen when gays enter and they have a threesome
*[pees in ur ass]
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from the beer to the keys to the car to the tree
i wonder if he will play tunak tunak for the indian passengers
Fake: Anon has a job
Gay: Anon listens to Evanescence
Fake: anon had women in his car
Gay: anon had 2 black men in his car
Fake: Anon picks up girl
Gay: Anon picks up dudes
Sigma with Dacia
5-star driver, 10-star DJ, 1-star at taking requests—you just listen and accept
lol
#winning
Every taxi driver in a tourist trap. Whenever some street vendor figures out I’m Finnish they want to have a chat about Santa Claus.
Fake – Anon isn’t a uber driver
Gay – Anon wants to fuck uber drivers (which have pp)
Fake: anon actually went out and passed a drivers test to get a license
Gay: he failed every Time. then decide to give instructor head in order to pass