So my wife’s “designer friend” came over and decorated our tree.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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I think it is so cool that you live in a high end department store. That’s awesome.
Is there a tree somewhere under the feathers and orbs?
What the fuck.
ohhhh who lives with a pineapple disguised as a tree 🎶
Tell them you asked for a tree, not pineapple
That’s fucking atrocious.
Your wife’s friend saw some teen girl’s Pinterest board and said “hold my beer”.
Is this „decorated tree“ in the same room as us?
Prophase, metaphase and anaphase.
This is how the trees reproduce…
Straight to jail
Obnoxious. Burn it.
I’d be. PISSED. My wife and daughter just finished an amazing tree which only makes me angrier at the designer friend.
Reminds me of the Liberace museum.
Unless you have children, this is not infuriating, this is hilarious. If this were my family, we would leave the tree up and this would become a running joke.
This is downright terrifying
Is this “designer” friend an actual designer or just a Pinterest/TikTok designer?
Did he/she also bring a whole store full of ornaments? Or do you just have a gazillion of them at home?
This just looks wrong….a 2 year old could do better
I kinda fuck with it, so extra, doesn’t fit in the space its in, strange colour scheme,
Its raw as hell, you should keep it up
It’s nicely done – for a bank lobby. It looks out of place in a home.
This is the kind of design you’d see at a gala or banquet. It’s not *“bad”* per se; it just doesn’t fit with the house/setting
“Self taught”, designer I’m guessing.
Man, Christmas trees should be about family tradition. Ornaments you collect from friends, family and shared experiences. Decorating the tree should be done with a fresh pot of coffee, pancakes and A Charlie Brown Christmas jamming in the background.
This is like, everything Christmas shouldn’t be. More authenticity, less “design” please.
Innovation, gotta justify my bullshit job.
For a second I thought this was a pile of garbage. Then I realized it’s a Cone of Garbage.
Listen that is going to be a complete pain in the ass to take down. Unless your plan is to just grinch that son of a bitch outside and onto the curb once Christmas is over.
It does not look good. Once you have removed the Baubles it will be December again.Â
Is the “designer friend” also responsible for cleaning that shit up when the holidays pass??
Beyond not my style but is it just me or do the glass bricks sorta go with the vibe?
What’s the point in getting a tree if you can’t see a single inch of it?
Hideous, gaudy decoration, regardless. Put it out of its misery.
Am I the only one who likes it?Â
This is a pile of balls not a tree
Well that’s certainly … interesting