Bro created a wiki entry lol
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Plot twist: her son’s name is “3”
Regular repost, so not that rare.
Also, the Wikipedia fun police took that down
That little idiot must’ve never heard of the library of Alexandria
Hey guys, lay off her. She’s a lot dumber than a 3-year-old.
The last Wiki reference to the tweet, before it was removed:
“On May 23th 2018 Rebecca published a tweet on Twitter, about a statement that she said her three year old son had made. The quote reade as follows “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don´t die”. The twitter user Jack McGarry quickly responded with a tweeet which went viral and over time became an internet meme. His response was “Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that”[^([21])](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rebecca_Hazelton&oldid=1168458498#cite_note-21).
Rebecca later went on to delete her original tweet, but the information had already been distributed around the internet, making this one of the early memes which originated from Twitter.”
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rebecca_Hazelton&oldid=1168458498](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rebecca_Hazelton&oldid=1168458498)
A 3 year old is smarter than you? My 3 year old eats flies and pretends to be a tiger. He pointed to his balls in the tub and said “Papa, whats that?”. He’s not smart. If a 3 year old is smarter than you, I think you have serious mental problems.
The wiki page was locked from editing LMAOOOO
Rebecca Hazelton’s son is only 3 years old but is already stealing ideas from Horace?
Words do die, btw
Rebecca out here turning bedtime stories into TED Talks
Are we sure she didn’t pull an Elon and just name her kid “3”?
Son: “Mommy, why won’t you talk to me, or feed me?”
Rebecca: “Because you’re gonna die, son. You’re gonna die. This poetry is the only thing that’s real.”
Dad comes home, feeds starving child, who holds him desperately.
Dad: “So son, how was your day?”
Son: “It was terrible, horrible, the flies are landing on me. Thanks for letting me out of the closet, by the way.”
Dad: “Anything new?”
Son: “Not really. I was hoping someone would name me at some point.”
Dad: “In due time. Have you learned anything today?”
Son: “Everything dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”
Father (freeing himself from Son’s clutching hands): I think that’s enough for today. Back in the closet for you.”
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Rebecca just got exposed
This should be a standard response
i think this went down pretty fast hah
it’s not ridiculous for a 3 year old to say that tbh, probably a lot more slurring thou
Madlad
SNL – Cayden
https://youtu.be/2CujHq4fb04?si=TRefhOdgsf3p9WFx
Both of these people have too much free time… Get a hobby
I have a three year old and he has several poems published already.
Isn’t this one a standard response?
I bet she doesn’t even have a son
Kid doesn’t know about fire. Well mom doesn’t know about fire.
It isn’t even true. Uncountable amounts of literature have been lost to time.
Of course her story is fake, but I love the “even wolves” part of it. That is such a childlike thing to say.
is it likely that this was satire? guys?
OFORHDNST
3 year olds say stuff like this all the time, they just say it amongst a bunch of barely intelligible nonsense. Its like an Infinite Monkeys situation. My daughter was constantly saying faux-wise shit like this, but she also called fairies “those things that are like mermaids but not”.
This is so odd to me. I’ve met Rebecca Hazelton before. She visited my college, did a poetry reading, and led my English class in some creative writing exercises. She was incredibly kind and thoughtful, and was very encouraging to me as a young writer. This was about two years before this tweet, which was posted in 2018. Now, almost seven years later, every few months this gets reposted and I see hundreds of people insulting her over a kinda dumb tweet from ages ago. At one point I think there was an entire subreddit devoted to insulting her.
Yes, the tweet was dumb, and she got roasted on Twitter that day, as can be expected. But to still be personally insulting her and editing her Wikipedia page years later? This goes for anything on the internet, but please keep in mind that most folks ridiculed on the internet are just ordinary people and do not deserve to be trashed on by first and last name for years. Save that shit for the rich and powerful people who are actively trying to make the world a worse place.
Books burn….
I can only read Old Church Slavonic. What does this say?
>She is currently at work on a new book of poems centered around American masculinity and the role of the “husband” in contemporary marriage. She is also working on experimental essays about rape culture, the #metoo movement, and bisexuality.
Oh just kill me now please.
We can definitely see that her son is more smart
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