If Voldemort was smart
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Aurors hate this one trick
I mean I don’t think the spell is stupid it would still disarm the opponent by unfixing the strap, isn’t that how magic works?
Like Reparo for instance is used for all sort of objects with different properties and methods of mending them
The problem with Voldemort is he is getting hit by his own spells that bounces back due to some BS each time. He needs to stop using Avada Kedavra which he won’t because he is really stubborn and that is his signiture spell.
You should Google ‘degloving’
Or he could’ve used a gun, let’s see love try and stop a bullet. Or a sword, knife, axe, cricket bat, lead pipe, candlestick, rope, wrench, a little poison. Dude solely relied on magic and lost because of it.
Dude really should know how to think outside the box. But here he is losing to high schoolers
In the films, Harry does expelliarmus on Snape in the shrieking shack and he goes flying through the air. Never quite understood that.
Nintendo: the darkest of all wizards.
There’s nothing stopping them saying accio wand either
The Wii was released in 2006, almost a decade after Voldemorts death.
Nah, he would never use muggle technology. I’d bet he still shits on the floor and magics the waste away.
Harry Potter: [Bolts his wand directly to his hand]
I never asked for this
If I went to Hogwarts, I would have simply used physical violence.
haha
Wouldn’t the wand being flung from the hand, snap the wrist? Objects go pretty far and fast when they have been expelled.
I know nothing about Harry Potter but I choose to believe that it is now canon that Voldemort plays the Wii in his spare time
Wand flies off with wrist
If Voldemort was smart he would make his FINGERS into wands. (And leg/arm bones into brooms.) There is no reason to limit yourself.
This clever twist on a popular wizarding duel scenario humorously imagines Voldemort benefiting from a practical muggle invention—the Wii remote wrist strap. It’s a fun and imaginative crossover that combines elements from the magical world with a touch of modern-day gaming humor. Well played!
The explanation I’ve read for expelliarmus causing people to fly back in the movies is because if you have a death grip on your wand, the force will simply shift to you and you fly back with it. I imagine the wrist strap would cause the same effect.
Does Voldemort ever actually get disarmed by Harry? Also, Voldemort can use wandless magic so it’s a moot point.
Looking at how teleportation works if you make a mistake this could end in broken/torn off wrist
Issue was Harry Potter was in the late 80s early 90s.