Triple catastrophe
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Ummm. I’ve been wondering this for a while: what’s up with calling someone you haven’t even had a FIRST DATE with yet, your GIRLFRIEND?
Is it no longer standard to date for while getting to know each other and be sure you’re compatible before making the mutual decision to be in a committed relationship?🤷🏼♀️
If the last one is true, then the first 2 are a win 🤷♂️
Just pay with your phone. Or send money to your “girlfriend” and let her “pay with your money”.
“Don’t ever take a lady out to dine
If you have in your pocket only four and nine”.(or if you left your wallet at home). Otherwise you’ll “be Dancing on the pavement with”your “four and nine”. (Or nothing)
“I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.” – sneaks out of the window