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Hello, I am a high-ranking US Government official. We’ve been tracking your whereabouts for years. We’ve got you now, scumbag. Prepare to go to Super-prison.
That’s it, they finally admitted to it, get ‘em!
What happens when as a society we demonize sex and sexuality. Can’t see a boob, but you can see a switch game brutally smashed to death with a hammer.
I would start a new Skyrim playthrough whenever I made a lot of people in town mad because I didn’t know about saves
Dude, you literally named it “six” in Latin.
I’m just glad they didn’t get hurt with the hammer
I remember being around 7-8 years old and naming my Lego island character fuckhead. My grandfather saw it and tried to reprimand me fighting back laughing the whole time.
Average Mormon gamer
5 years minimum
I did this with Ocarina of Time once, named my character “fuckface”
Help it’s funny…also it reminds me of something I saw on Bored Panda when some kid was playing Roblox and something he put in the chat was autocorrected to a slur and he was banned from the game and cried so hard he threw up on the rug.
Hahah I did that with pokemon yellow, but I cried to mum 🤣🤣
Parent: why aren’t you playing your new game?
You: * takes out DS, makes imagined Animal Crossing sound effects noises *
I am pretty sure that you can’t do this in Animal Crossing.
When I was like 13, we borrowed a copy of “Cruisin’ USA” for N64 from our super-religious neighbors. My brother and I thought it was hilarious to put SEX as our initials when we got into the Top 10 high scores, because it would freak them out so badly. Then we realized they’d absolutely call our parents and we’d get grounded, so we spent the afternoon getting into the scoreboard ten more times to push out SEX.
The fuck Animal Crossing has been out for 23 years?
When thinking sex is worse than violence. Probably was raised by Christians
I love that this is the same person whos brother accidentally said a slur on Roblox, got banned, and cried so hard he threw up. Childhood video game regret seems to run in the family
hahahaha made my day
So funny! Sort of same thing happened to me, except my game was just beeping at me because the batteries were low and I was a kid, therefore stupid, so I, too, panicked and took it out back and smashed it to death with a rock
What a good kid
Similar story.
As a kid when I named things I would just smash together consonants and vowels until something sounded right. Long story short, my first ever pokemon on my first ever game (soul silver) when i was like 8… my poor cyndaquil was dubbed “Tits” I had no idea it was a word.
My mother couldn’t stop laughing and made me start over and rename it lmao Rip tits
Could’ve just reset the game lol
>whole life
So until they were like 10?
Man just picturing this entire circumstance from start to finish has me wheezing
I definitely knew what sex was, how to spell words, and how to spell the word sex when I was 6 years old.
i was 10 or something and named mine fuckn “Epic” and I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT WHY CABT YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME
When I was 6, I called 911 because my nintendo 64 wouldn’t start.
lol
Similar story, but my older brother named my Wild World town Cock. I was 8 and had no idea what a cock was.
This reminded me of the time my cousin threw my grandma’s newspaper on the room because he thought she was asleep inside but we had actually left.
Once we get home she starts asking about the newspaper. He quickly pulls me outside, tells me what he did, and ask me to hold the front door gate so he can use it to climb onto the roof and get the newspaper.
He got up there just fine, getting down was where things went wrong. Instead of climbing down he decided to jump and twisted his ankle.
Man I had to be like 6-7 when this happened. He was probably 9-10.
When I was 9 or 10 I had the OG game boy with Zelda Links awakening.
It is possible in that game to steal from the shop. But I had no idea and was just futzing around. Accidentally stole the shovel.
Was amused. But then went into the shop again and the shop’s music changed to the boss music and the shopkeeper zaps you to death.
I was NOT prepared for that and panicked. I was shook for the rest of the day and was afraid to tell my mom.
They’re still alive in there.
I pretty much did the same thing, saving an image of porn onto my 3ds, panicked, couldn’t delete it and threw it out. The whole system.
I was so paranoid that my parents would see I named my diglett “Poophead” that I hid my cartridge under the stairs for years. (I didn’t know how to erase the game at the time)