If I ran a county, I’d troll the fuck out of him too.
X-Geek
2 months ago
I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords.
gaijinindisguise
2 months ago
Just buy the Presidency. It only cost Elon 250 million US dollars.
Human-Bee-3731
2 months ago
USA would be so better off with Danish overlords. You better hope it happens!
Equivalent-Read6771
2 months ago
Man, I know it’s a joke, but that would be AWESOME. I had the privilege of living in Denmark for a few months years ago, and it was just amazing all around.
RaoulRaed
2 months ago
Yes, buy us, please.
SomethingAbtU
2 months ago
Denmark buying the U.S. would be a gift to Americans.
DeaconBlues67
2 months ago
Iโm for it
renojacksonchesthair
2 months ago
Offer accepted Denmark, no payment is necessary at the time and please get started right away on helping this country be worth something other than a giant killing machine.
timpatry
2 months ago
Please buy us!
lostmycheesepuffs
2 months ago
Yes please
Alistaire_
2 months ago
As an American I’m all for it. This upcoming presidency is going to be a shit show. I’ll even learn Danish if I have to.
FlatulenceNinja
2 months ago
I’ll chip in my 2 cents. That should get him a haircut
JuventAussie
2 months ago
If Denmark starts a gofundme I will kick in a few AUD$ to help.
Expensive-Pea1963
2 months ago
I think a lot of Americans would like that idea. They should have a referendum.
ihoptdk
2 months ago
Uhh, yes please? Can you guys just take me if everyone else says no?
fkbfkb
2 months ago
If anyone is willing to start a gofundme to help Denmark pull this off, I’m willing to donate
Prestigious-Rip70
2 months ago
Donโt do it, Denmark! Youโll have serious buyerโs remorse
Morden013
2 months ago
Brutal!!!!
You can feel every word being put into those sentences with care and love for delivering the maximum fuck-you to the USA government. On that note, not a single word is an insult to the working people.
Bravo Denmark!!!!
PositiveAgent2377
2 months ago
I’d vote for this
Threejaks
2 months ago
Hmmm a global go fund me account needs to be set up. Iโm pretty sure the planet would contribute to Denmark
I_Am_Ir0n_Man
2 months ago
Sold.
Lazuruslex
2 months ago
Vote for it?
eli007s
2 months ago
How do I learn Denmarkanese?
Kage9866
2 months ago
Please? I’d take this offer!
FishIndividual2208
2 months ago
The problem is that the warranty does not count, when you knew the product had flaws when you bought it.
rpgnoob17
2 months ago
Can Denmark buy Canada too? I don’t want US to buy us but Denmark is the Canada of Europe, so they should totally buy us.
(If anyone doesn’t get it, I stole the joke from South Park “Canada on Strike” episode.)
Sapphire_Bombay
2 months ago
I know this is a joke, but can it not be? Because I’m personally down for us to be run by Denmark.
SpiritOne
2 months ago
American here. Iโve been to Copenhagen. In fact, Iโve been to Nyhavn, which is pictured here.
Sign me the fuck up.
Iโll take what I saw there vs Trump.
Sprite_Bottle
2 months ago
I’m on board as long as it makes us use the metric system
Metalgoddess24
2 months ago
Bring it on.
Flip-flop-bing-bang
2 months ago
Iโm sold!
Key_Concentrate_5558
2 months ago
Iโm in!
ToutPret
2 months ago
Iโm in!
odd-42
2 months ago
I support this
Final_Dance_4593
2 months ago
Unironically yes
Lykarsis
2 months ago
Please yes.
Smithium
2 months ago
As a shareholder, I insist that we entertain offers.
If I ran a county, I’d troll the fuck out of him too.
I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords.
Just buy the Presidency. It only cost Elon 250 million US dollars.
USA would be so better off with Danish overlords. You better hope it happens!
Man, I know it’s a joke, but that would be AWESOME. I had the privilege of living in Denmark for a few months years ago, and it was just amazing all around.
Yes, buy us, please.
Denmark buying the U.S. would be a gift to Americans.
Iโm for it
Offer accepted Denmark, no payment is necessary at the time and please get started right away on helping this country be worth something other than a giant killing machine.
Please buy us!
Yes please
As an American I’m all for it. This upcoming presidency is going to be a shit show. I’ll even learn Danish if I have to.
I’ll chip in my 2 cents. That should get him a haircut
If Denmark starts a gofundme I will kick in a few AUD$ to help.
I think a lot of Americans would like that idea. They should have a referendum.
Uhh, yes please? Can you guys just take me if everyone else says no?
If anyone is willing to start a gofundme to help Denmark pull this off, I’m willing to donate
Donโt do it, Denmark! Youโll have serious buyerโs remorse
Brutal!!!!
You can feel every word being put into those sentences with care and love for delivering the maximum fuck-you to the USA government. On that note, not a single word is an insult to the working people.
Bravo Denmark!!!!
I’d vote for this
Hmmm a global go fund me account needs to be set up. Iโm pretty sure the planet would contribute to Denmark
Sold.
Vote for it?
How do I learn Denmarkanese?
Please? I’d take this offer!
The problem is that the warranty does not count, when you knew the product had flaws when you bought it.
Can Denmark buy Canada too? I don’t want US to buy us but Denmark is the Canada of Europe, so they should totally buy us.
(If anyone doesn’t get it, I stole the joke from South Park “Canada on Strike” episode.)
I know this is a joke, but can it not be? Because I’m personally down for us to be run by Denmark.
American here. Iโve been to Copenhagen. In fact, Iโve been to Nyhavn, which is pictured here.
Sign me the fuck up.
Iโll take what I saw there vs Trump.
I’m on board as long as it makes us use the metric system
Bring it on.
Iโm sold!
Iโm in!
Iโm in!
I support this
Unironically yes
Please yes.
As a shareholder, I insist that we entertain offers.
Can we vote for that?
YES PLEASE! DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!