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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Pretty unprofessional from the doctor, to be honest!
A surprising variant of the old “asking for a friend”
This is why you don’t join work calls from the doctor’s office
My first (and only) pap smear was done in the prison clinic. The nurse helped me into the stirrups, and the doctor said he’d be right back. He left the door open (accidentally, not due to policy or anything). Everyone walking by was traumatized for life.
Typical water-cooler talk
“So Jimmy… The craziest thing happened to me the other day”
How is that a bad day?
The doctor got hit by the jizz and took out the equipment in the fall?
Or did the jizz cause the damage?
Because either scenario would be quite the accomplishment.
Yeah, because if that happened to me, I know I’d immediately tell Gary in the next cubicle how I shot rope when some guy had his finger in my ass.
Reminds me of the movie American Pie when Stiffler goes to the sperm donor clinic lmao 🤣
You fuckers just post things in whatever sub you happen to be in, don’t you.
Who nutted, the doctor or the patient?
Everyone knows you gotta rub out that quick one before having your prostate examined
Same thing happened during my maths exam
Who was the one who jizzed? The doctor or the patient? Both?
No amount of torture could get me to admit this to my imaginary friend let alone the internet…. who TF days this?
Does he feel emotionally attached to the doctor now? Will he call him, or will he wait for him to call first?
“it moved” (understatement)
“Coworker “ should know that his PSA can be checked in a blood test.
My first GF tried that and it only felt like I had a finger in my ass.
Im looking forward to this
hell yeah brother
Didn’t happen. I’ve never had a prostate exam where I wasn’t laying down on the exam table – bending your knees up towards your chest makes the exam easier. No way are people standing up for it.
Immediately? Like how is that possible? Does this dude require no buildup? Just already ready to go? Are guys like this in general, just saving one in the bank for a surprise gotcha moment? Was the doctor his type? What was he thinking about?
So many questions.
never happened
Happy lil assident
“Co-worker”
This now belongs to r/jizzedtothis.
He nuts from one touch and i cant no matter what i do… not fair.
Wait, who nutted?