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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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She’s crying because he put their retirement into her coin and now they’ll never go to Florida.
“Daddy’s gonna Hawk Tuah these cans!”
In the early aughts, whenever there was a commercial with Shakira in it, my dad would ogle and tell us kids (in front of our mother, his wife) “practice calling her *mommy*.”
Sounds like he bought a bunch of her crypto currency and now mom has to sell her wedding ring to pay rent.
11 beers deep at 10:03am?!? You might want to transition Christmas into an intervention for dad.
Talk about Henry Cavill with your mom.
She spit on that thang (Their crumbling marriage)
Sounds like a typical trailer park Christmas. Now let’s get the AK and shoot the empties off of the roof of the truck.
Lord help me to not spend my senior years as a drunk grandpa who’s unabashedly obsessed with generically “hot” blonde 20-somethings.
We Are Talking about the Girl, Not about 11 Beers?! Wtf
She seems nice and I have no qualms about her taking a bunch of rube’s $.
But dad is shit for that.
r/boomersbeingfools
I’d cry too if my husband found that tramp attractive, she is so mid
She literally looks like any other blonde white woman
I would have beat my dad into the ground if he did this shit to my mom. thankfully he is a better man than this bottom feeder.
The sheer amount of hate she gets from this comment section… god lord something tells all of you are exactly the kind of dude that husband is.
Dads disgusting
Ewwww
Not seeing any new sentences here
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That girl is legit average AT BEST. Look at her pictures. She’s not hot.
What’s the brand-new sentence?
“Boobies find their own level.”
So I read it as multiple dads instead of ‘dad is’ and I feel it is worse if I’m right. Mom left an alcoholic for another alcoholic and they bonding over thirsting for a meme girl. I would be in another room too.
Social media is chock full of fragile people. I miss when everyone kept their personal shit to themselves.Â
Then I look and you’re all absolutely engaged in the misery of strangers.
That girl is average as fuck i don’t get it
Only a matter of time before she’s in jail anyway, or punting OnlyFans
The classiest part of hawk tuah? People don’t even know her name. She’s known as Hawk Tuah. How disgusting for her, but her own doing. It’ll serve her well in prison.
Did he tell his mom to just spit on that thang
She isn’t, though.
Christmas is lame if you cant talk about how you like hawk tuah
Give her 11 beers too, and let the magic happen
His dad has atrocious taste
Me and the wife cut out a toxic AF part of our family and stayed home to do our own Christmas this year and it has been the best most relaxing and peaceful Christmas we’ve ever had. Two family members even bailed from the usual big family gathering and came and joined us, we may be starting a new tradition because of how great this one was.
People really find her attractive?
At very, very best, she could work herself up to be average.
Yall youngins. Takes nothing to ruin your Christmas. Boomers and silent Gen will cope with copious alcoholic eggnog and gorge on sweets until they pass out. Cant cry if you aren’t conscious.
/s
That’s the neat part, every Christmas is a disaster.
Is he horny because she will 16x the money?
There’s no amount of money that’d convince me to stay married to a loser like thit. It’s ok to find other people attractive, but to act like that is a new level of cringe + immature.
🤣🤣🤣🤣I am sorry 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They’re gonna give their marriage the ol’ hawk tuah: split on that thang
[Hawk tuah girl be looking like](https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/jojo-mcdodd–522769469226575216/)
Hawk tuah girl isn’t even that attractive. She looked horrendous in that video.