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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Why the fuck would you throw your used vibrator at a guest?
I’m really curious as to what kind of conversation they were having that somehow naturally led to
“Yo Anon, you want to see my used sex toy?”
Why would you throw a vibrator into a guests lap? And if you do, you can’t really get mad about anything they do with it, cause you already were the weird one in that situation.
I don’t get mad at pigeons for shitting on my car it’s in their nature
>throw sex toy at guest
>get disgusted when guest is equally inappropriate
Fake: anon communicates with women
Gay: inevitably fails at it
“freaky” people when bodily fluids start flowing type of shit.
Fake: anon has friends
Gay: the vibrator was used on the husband
The right answer is to lick it
anon is most probably a gooner but it’s not that the other two are in the right
Fake: anon talked to a woman
Gay: the women were femboys
if this is real, which hole was it in?
Anons friends thought he was gay and expected him to become disgusted when she threw her dildo at him instead he sniffed it like a fucking dog.
Dude nah at that point fair game, like was the girls attempt at a threesome?
You should have turned it on and shoved it up your bussy
Fake: anon has friends
Gay: anon sniffs a dick
Fake and gay
anon asserted his dominance but came too strong
Anon should have stuck it in their ass and claimed dominance
I hope with AI that one day we’ll get the vibrator’s viewpoint on situations occurred.
If some person touches me with their fucking vibrator when I didn’t ask for it, the will be getting it right back without lube.
Wow totally a real story
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Fake: anon has a social interaction – Gay: a man was involved
Yeeeah, youre the weird one….
Real and straight
fake and gay
This sound like something Tyler, the creator would do
Fake: anon has friends
Gay: a woman throws him out of her house
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