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They didn’t think anyone from their side would tell them to their faces that they’re dumb as shit. lol

Also Rich MAGA: Don’t worry, we got lots of farm jobs in the fields we emptied

Anyone who has seen “How It’s Made” would know that robots do most of the building of things today. Bringing more factories back to the US will use robots, not blue-collar work. The jobs to manage and build those robots will be for workers with expanded math and engineering skills that exceed the average Trump voter’s abilities.

There will be no training schools for 50-year-old washed-up losers.

Not only are they dumb enough to vote for Trump, they are dumb enough to believe the lies he told them.

They shit on desk jobs all day but suddenly desk jobs are too good for brown people.

Also the hubris of MAGA to assume they can just slot themselves into a high skilled, high paying technical job because they’re white

Musk: If you need a school, you’ve lost already.

MAGA: Yeah, college is for libtards!

Musk: We need to import workers because Americans don’t have the right credentials or education.

MAGA: Wait. What?

Musk: Don’t worry. There will soon be lots of jobs in the strawberry fields and chicken processing plants.

MAGA: …

MAGA: You guys lost because lefties online insulted our intelligence before the election! Get owned, libs!

Rich MAGA after the election: You guys are dumb af.

MAGA: Wait

I went to college because my parents went to college, and they went to college because they were New Deal babies who were identified as gifted and encouraged to pursue higher education. More importantly, you didn’t have to go into debt to do it. Same with my generation. It was in Reagan’s era that govenment grants and scholarships got cut and the student loan scam got underway.

Anything to focus on the culture war instead of the class war

MAGA Voters: Didn’t take vocational classes in HS, rebuffed going to college, won’t enlist in the military, can’t obtain a CDL, refuses to work on farms, shuns construction work.

Also MAGA Voters: The immigrants and DEI hires are taking the jobs we don’t qualify for!

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

It’s as though magas were too dumb to realize that someone can claim to be anti-woke AND play their dumb asses at the same time.

Literally all just to get cheap labor.

Lol college is so “woke” every rightwinger saying not to go  graduated from an Ivy and put that down on their cv.

Perfectly designed and executed.

“Thank god they’re deporting all those immigrants who steal our jobs, amirite?”

I love seeing the FAFO algorithm completed.

There could actually be method to this madness. MAGA wants more white babies. Education makes people have fewer babies. Slashing education funding and discouraging college will likely lead to more white babies being born. Those babies will likely have a shit life of poverty, but at least they’ll be white.

Meanwhile the educated Indians will get all the top jobs and stop breeding.

I don’t know why MAGA is against this

Elon just wants cheaper labor, that has nothing to do with the availability of educated workers – dont confuse that

But that is also a lie. Plenty of educated Americans with engineering and science degrees to do these jobs. In fact, CS majors are having a very hard time finding jobs right now.

Musk just wants visa slaves he can mistreat and hold hostage on low pay rather than Americans who might demand things like decent compensation and benefits. Or, God forbid, might unionize!

It makes sense when you understand their agenda.

Stupid people are easy to control (Case in point: MAGA)
Educated/intelligent people are difficult to control without leverage. Imigration Status makes GREAT leverage.

Does anyone think these people will ever gain the self-awareness they are nothing but marks to their MAGA heroes? Or, as usual, will they wait for Fox News et al. to give them someone else to blame?

Dumb and lazy.

“We hate College and we hate the left wing media! Never trust what they say!”

5 minutes later

“Holy shit the Associated Press just took Alabama out of the top 10! Tennessee is ranked higher than Alabama! This is the happiest day of my life!”

I’ve been saying this for years. People have dismissed it as elitist. “You think you’re better than me because I didn’t go to college. Going to college isn’t what makes you smart.” No, but it is what makes you qualified for many jobs. Now those jobs are going to go to people the bosses can exploit and pay less, because you thought learning something that might not have come easy to you was beneath you. Ho hum.

And it’s not even “we *have* to hire foreign engineers” it’s “boo hoo American engineers want a living wage in exchange for completing a brutally difficult degree and taking on $50K-$100K of student debt”.

I’m SEVERELY out of the loop here, but I’ve been seeing serious news headlines crop up about a MAGA Civil War unfolding ALREADY 🤣2025 not even here yet!

And suddenly…the Prestige! Ta-Da!

Magat: “And you can’t fool me, cos I’m a moron”

Good news! With the mass deportations uneducated Americans can work the fields for their billionaire overlords and their imported management!

Coal miners voted for Trump in 2016 because Hilary told them to go back to school aka having a $30B plan to help them get education to transition to other professions. If they don’t wanna learn they won’t learn. Can’t save people from themselves.

They should email Mike Rowe for advice

Because nobody here wants to work for Elon anymore.

Dey took er jeeeerbs 🐓

Man after the next 4 years the 🐆 is going to need bariatric surgery.

Delicious.

But Americans are exceptional and will show the world that our democracy will live forever! “Ummm….” says Plato.

Its not that there isn’t any Americans to do those jobs. Elon just wants to exploit immigrants. He famously hates workers rights and is gearing up to strip millions of Americans of their rights because a bunch of dumb fucks believed billionaires who became so off their backs will actually pivot to help them.

Nevermind those that barely graduated high school that now think they can home school their kids because of …white jesus.

High paying skilled labor for foreigners, cheap physical labor jobs for Americans!

Magahats want DEI and affirmative action for white dude bros and no one else.

All the while trying to send their kids to Princeton 

At this point, I don’t know if it is clumsiness or pure arrogance. Are all the tech bros so sure of their victory? They are basically burning all bridges and discarding all alliances. They could have done all of this slowly and quietly but Elon had to open his big gigantic mouth and brag about it.

GOP: we need to deport illegals. But not the useful ones to us.

Since Regan, cutting education funds. The plan is working just as created.

It took less than two months to go from “deport all the immigrants” to “we need immigrants to do tech jobs, and President Musk hasn’t even taken office yet.

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