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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Ummmm….Maam? You’re credit card was declined…well this is akward.
Cat – ” why are you in my bed ?”.
I assume you gave it lots of pets and cuddles
“dis my bed” -Cat, probably.
Best wake-up 🐈
“Are you my human now?” Cat… probably.
Room service.
Say hello to him is the least you can do after being blessed by his presence.
you has fish?
Small gestures truly make a big impact
He’s the owner
The Cat Distribution System never fails.
you should buy the Hut for this
You’re in his spot
I’d rather have this than a mint on the pillow
Haha maybe it has a hidden camera.
Every hotel needs this kind of room service
“Sir, I booked this room”
Awwww so cute!!!
Awwww so adorable!!!
He’s probably wondering what the hell you’re doing in his bed.
Love him and squeeze him and….
“Wer bist du?”
“*Hey, you. You’re finally awake. So… ya got any skooma?*”
As someone with a severe cat allergy this is an actual nightmare scenario.
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Your Car is parked sir
“That’s my spot.”
U/bot-sleuth-bot
“G’day”
Khajit has wares, if you have coin…
Years ago my parents and I spent a weekend in the Slovenian alps, and on the second day as we headed out of our hotel room in this cozy wood mountain house there was a huge fluffy St Bernard dog snoozing right outside our room door. We had to almost jump over him. So cute.
Checkout is 10 am
Hey…This is my bed. 😕
r/catdistributionsystem
r/Austria mentioned
Australia actually has a crazy feral cat problem. Billions I repeat billions of animals are killed every year because of the crazy feral cat population.
I love cats, but in Australia, they actually have cat tags and bounties for the most feral cats you can kill. It’s not something I would support as a sport but for ecological function it makes sense I suppose.
I say all this to say, that if you like that cat, you should do what you can to keep it because humans in that country will fuckin kill it.