If Canada has a housing crisis, why don’t they build houses within the red circle?

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In reality, Canda doesn’t own this land. The polar bears eat anyone who enter. So, the embarrassed Canadians lie to the rest of the world to cover their shame. Do you really think they own Baffin Island, a place bigger than Japan? Naw Dawgs. The puffins pecked them kanuks away

Because they can’t get housing permits from the moose

This is area is actually only slightly larger than a standard doubles tennis court. It only looks big because of the Mercator projection.

They are very stupid and do not know this land exists

Canada only have 1 street. There is no street there.

it might sound like a logical solution, but i want to remind you that quebec is a large part of that circle

Just realised that the red in the circle matches up with the red in the measurement for people per km2

Mosquitoes the size of horses.

Canadian Shield

the reason: cuz there’s no food there.
the REAL Reason: we need to be on the border to protect against the American drug trade

They’re too busy cuddling against America for warmth.

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really vicious beavers live there

Are they stupid?

Polar bears will eat anyone and everyone who steps into the red circle

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Canada when they see this

It’s really cold

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They are afraid that Denmark is not content with the outcome of the whiskey war and will start too flood the whole area with Ålborgs aqvavit. See the terrors during the [whiskey war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War).

Vanadium shield or something

They are too nice to live in this area in case ‘merica wants to take it from them.

The circle is actually a giant wall of fire which Canadians have been unable to get past.

Most of that is tribal land, plus it’s inhospitable . Why do you think grocery prices are way too high in Alaska? Getting produce to the north is HARD

As far as I know they have plenty of trees

That’s the diamond and oil fields

They’re scared of the cold because they’re liberals

Because of degents from upcountry

The Wendigo.

It’s where the dire wolves are.

They’re like regular wolves.

But dire.

Why don’t Canadians just live here? are they stupid?

Deep down in their heart of hearts they long to be American, so they snuggle up close to us and melt into our warm embrace.

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Because you don’t want to live there.

You first lol

The most hilarious thing is that even the yellow parts are like the size of Germany, France and the UK combined whilst having like nobody there

Lack of malls.

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The mother of all r/uselessredcircle

Stan Lee dropped the ball. Should’ve been Captain Canada with the impenetrable shield /s

Guess you failed geography right?
Really takes some kind of stupid to think this would make any sense! 😅

There’s a big red line stopping people from entering that area. Don’t you see it on your map?

I’m Canadian and the area in the red circle is overrun with vicious and deadly cobra chickens

There is no shortage of housing. There are far too many institutional investors though. And too many immigrants all at once.

Is there a demilitarized zone between Montana and Saskatchewan?

There be monsters.

Mosquitoes. Big, fucking, mosquitoes.

Aurora borealis?

American television doesn’t go that far.

Greenland is largely unpopulated too why not build out there same reason the area you circled remains largely covered in ice 365 days of the year. Mainly the same reason alaska and all those far north are not very populated.

It’s really fucking cold in these areas.

It chilly

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