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Where’s ‘Guy that pee in the sink’?
A guy that sits down to pee is a green flag in my books.
I’m so use to not seeing or using urinals in my childhood that I don’t even think about trying to use one. I automatically go for the toilets that I can sit on. The primary school I went to didn’t have urinals as they would get completely destroyed within the first day of being installed.
I appreciate men who sit down to pee
Where’s the guy that wipes his dick with toilet paper after a piss? (AKA me)
Guy who sits to pee is caked up
Pee your pants as a power move that none expects
Adulthood is, when you sit to pee.
Also, I’m super lazy. I neither want to stand the whole time nor want to clean up afterwards.
A guy peeing standing never had to clean the toilet
If you got good hygiene you most likely pee sitting down tho
I’m an obese man with a chode that fully retracts into the fat when not standing at attention; if I stand up to pee it just sprays everywhere
What’s the name of the meme template?
And even further there’s the diabolical Pants Around Ankles with Shirt Pulled Up
Hey man…look. I do it because I’m forced to not because I chose to.
All at once! Total mayhem!
Where’s the guy that “pees himself”?
I… I don’t shake,,, I do a mas*****tion-like action, which is indeed more effective than shaking in my experience
How about me (I pee in my pants)?
Guy that shloinks it
WTH pees at a urinal with pants around ankles?
If you shake it more than 3 times, it’s an handjob
This is stupid.Â
What?