The Ultimate Guide to NOT Invading America

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I wear shorts in winter and can confirm, do not invade

Are we talking about Navy seals, or are talking about the aquatic mammals?

What are CMP people?

They should invade Canada instead. Bunch of meek Canadians would surely be easy to have a war with, right?

*makes the jumbo xxxxxl popcorn and settles down to watch*

On my way to invade Hawaii

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No love for Hawaii?

They gunna take the easy parts until the nazis and gangs move in and the long range Mormons take them out.

Well, nobody want this country so…

good luck to anyone who attempts Appalachia. that’s gonna be a costly campaign

That northern California/Oregon area has Bigfoot or meth crazed loonies and both will rip your arms off no problem.

Do not invade… just give them enough time, they’ll eat echother.

Hey what abt Colorado

“even the liberals have guns”? so all 5 people living there?

Hawaii is free then

Unless the invader are from Afghanistan

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