anon takes dna test
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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how is this shitpost
This is one of these 4chan stories that you really pray is fake, except it‘s one of the most believable you’ve read
Fake: I hope so
Gay: I’m just hoping it’s fake
Fake: please be fake
Gay: I dont care I just want it to be fake
MFW I realize I mixed up my and my mother’s dna tests:
Half his life was a lie.
I dont wanna see the fake and gay comments on this one
At least anon still has his real dad, I guess
fake : the story
gay : me
hotel : trivago
John marston leaving the gang after jack gets born
This may be fake, but this kinda stuff caused ancestry to have to hire counselors for their customer service.
Anon better shoot that ‘mom’ too…
those tests are often inaccurate, beware
If this is real why on earth would anon share this information with his parents?
Damn
Anons mom and real dad would be coming on that hunting trip with me for sure.
Mandate paternity tests
Fake: god I hope so
Gay: please be fake please be fake
Shot the wrong one
I hope it’s fake genuinely
This one actually might be true holy shit
Then ancestrydna sends a week later an apology for sending the wrong results
Even if 99% of these stories are fake, the fact that there is many of them that are possibly true speaks VOLUMES.
if it makes anon feel any better ancestrydna is basically a scam and has been caught making up dna results and selling user info
Fake: God please be fake…
Gay: Please god…
Sounds like he actually got his mind on things…
(I’ll see myself out)
I would straight up just not tell my dad.
Fortunately, the one thing my mom is is loyal. I look like a perfect blend of mom, dad, and dad’s sister for some reason.
5 seconds of google:
No, an AncestryDNA test cannot prove paternity:
Legal proof: AncestryDNA tests are not legally recognized as proof of paternity.
DNA source: AncestryDNA tests can’t tell which parts of your DNA came from which parent.
Identical twins: If you match with someone through AncestryDNA, it could be their identical twin.
However, an AncestryDNA test can help you identify potential DNA matches, which can help you piece together your family tree. If you match with someone you suspect is your father, you can be fairly confident that they are, unless it’s an identical twin. You can also take a paternity test with your suspected father for peace of mind.
AncestryDNA tests use autosomal DNA, which surveys a person’s entire genome at over 700,000 locations. This covers both the maternal and paternal sides of the family tree.
Fake: I hope so
Gay: just me this time
He possibly did literally got his mind off of things.
>bought ancestrydna test
Why.
This is why they stopped doing blood type shit in high schools
A week later, an apology is issued from Ancestry explaining a lab mix-up…
He could have hunt these two targets before hunting himself, see.. It could have been worse
How much resistance did his mom give to it is what I’m curious about.
This is one of those moments where you just live with it the rest of your life. If the truth is going to fuck up your entire life, you don’t need to hear the truth
Bros b4 hoes
Why does this asshole of a fake-son insist for his fake-father to know it?
Stupid kid.
Fake: anon has a dad who is in his life
Gay: anon “explained” “DNA” to a man
Not calling fake or gay, but wasnt there a reddit post where a daughter did something like this and found that her and her sister werent related to the dad? Like, the dad confronted the mother and stuff. I remember it ending like this, where the dad decided to run out and ended up shooting himself