Just checked into a hotel and this is the furniture
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I would just turn the cushion over to the blood stain side.
Well used cuck chair
“Hi front desk, this is I’mreportingyou in room 112. Is it possible you could get a housekeeper or maybe someone from maintenance to come to my room and swap out the cum-stained chair in my room for one that doesn’t have cum stains on it? Thanks. I’d really appreciate that.”
Bro got that hourly room
Oh cum on. I don’t semeny issues here.
DO NOT shine a black light on that chair
Guest are asked to not eat ranch dressing while sitting in the chair.
Expecting the cuck chair not to have cum stains on it is crazy
I’m reasonably certain a woman could become pregnant by just being near that chair.
Your turn OP, your turn to jizz on the chair
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That is exactly what you think it is.
That chair is 100% pregnant.
eughhh brother euuuughhhhhhhh 🤢
That chair has seen things. And has a credit line.
As the child of people who own a motel, please tell front desk. They may have a new cleaner and are completely unaware. They’ll probably be mortified. If not get the fuck outta there!!!
Call the front desk and explain to them the provided cuck chair has too many stains
I guess it’s your turn to add another jazz stain.
Edit: I’m not fixing the typo. It stays
If that’s what the *chair* looks like, you probably don’t wanna sit on the *bed* either.
Well I guess the previous guest liked yogurt
Check into a nicer hotel. The stains are way classier.
C’mon OP, use a UV light, we need to see the rest!
Geeze, you pay $165 a night and expect a CLEAN chair? Buddy, don’t look under the bed sheets!!
Pro tip: Always ask the front desk to have extra towels delivered to your room before you arrive, or before you sit on anything. Especially the desk chair. How many balls have sat on that desk chair? Housekeeping doesn’t clean this shit, put a towel on it for the duration of your stay. And in this case, I go with Comment #2, “please swap out the cum stained chair in my room for one that doesn’t have cum stains on it” No visible cum stains? Still put a towel on that shit.
As someone who works in the hotels industry I must say that sometimes there are stains that can’t be removed even after professional cleaning, but this is a whole other level, at my job we would just get rid of that chair imminently, sorry that happened to you, I’m pretty sure you can complain to the front desk and ask for a new bedroom, if they don’t care just run form that hotel.
CSI – the Red Roof Inn edition
Kum N Go has hotels???
We call that the cuck chair. So do a lot of our guests.