What did I do to deserve such generosity?

This sort of sucks though. Does it mean if I asked for something I actually wanted I would have gotten it? We may never know.

And that might be the last time they do this

Here is a neat little trick;
don’t ask for things you don’t want, jokingly or not.

Does “careful what you wish for” not mean nothing no more?

this idiotic guy gives me such a crazy amount of second hand embarassment, i kinda wish meme templates including him would be banned at this point