Not inaccurate Musk description
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I’m pretty sure he has a katana too and he like to practise in front of the mirror how he would kill the assassins that the woke council will send after him in any moment
He really is *that guy* we knew in high school.
It’s pathetic to see a guy who could live a beautiful and meaningful life being more interested in being a lowlife troll.
Elmo couldn’t stab a straw through a capri sun.
any average person could probably fart and knock the guy over. This guy gets douchier by the second
Just when you think that Elons tweets can’t get any cringier……..
There are two types of people, apparently …. Those that know how to use a knife in a competent way, and those that store them stuck into the wall
Did he buy that knife at the knife and pewter store at the mall?
This guy is getting more unhinged every moment. I presume as the wealthiest man on Earth he has some kind of security. If attackers bypass those guys, they will not be stopped by his antique shank.
Why not just keep his son in bed with him too, and use him as a human shield? Just throw him right at the intruder, grab the trench knife while he’s distracted by your toddler-shield, and bing bam boom, ol’ Ellen is victorious.
He seems more like a nunchuck kind of guy…
Elon Musk looks like if [Rob Liefeld](https://boingboing.net/2023/11/01/rob-liefelds-infamous-big-chested-captain-america-artwork-is-up-for-auction.html) was told to draw the unhealthiest person he can imagine.
“Just in case”
Dickhead you will just use your human shield aka the discount ticket
I wish I could travel in time ten years or so to see where the Musk circus ends. He can’t keep unraveling like this indefinitely, surely, but I can’t see what is going to happen otherwise. It’s like watching a much wealthier version of Jordan Peterson – someone else who I think will totally spazz out in the not-too-distant future.
Ahhh fuck. Who gave this shit heel power?
Because the intruder/attacker will wait for you to have a “sword in the stone” moment.
So when they sneak into your room, they have both your only weapon and a convenient thing to murder/hold you hostage while interrogating you about your valuables and probably a bunch of corporate secrets (and state secrets, courtesy of Trump.)
Absolutely fascinated he adds ‘imbedded in my bedroom wall’ like… whats his plan? Wake up, kung fu the assassins til he can draw the knife sticking awkwardly out of the drywall and do some sick spins?
This foo know he got a knife with a swastika on it.
So is he saying he has stuck a knife into a wall in the Yellow Baby’s house in Florida?
Thats not a nice way to treat a friends property!
That description of president musk cracked me the fuck up.
“You awaken to the sound of a window breaking downstairs. An intruder has broken into your home! You quickly grab the axe under your bed and start hacking away at your bedroom wall. You manage to break through enough of the wall to get to your 1917 edition WW1 trench knife. You grab it, turn towards the bedroom door, and assume a badass battle pose. You’re ready for whatever comes through that door!”
Is that what Elon imagines will happen? 🤨
“Handful of custard being pushed with chopsticks through a revolving door” is somehow onme of the most hilarious combinations of words ever.
Also, god, Elon Musk is such a goddamn mall ninja.
r/rareinsults
Isn’t he still staying at Mar a lago? And wouldn’t that be a knife embedded into Trump’s wall? Dude thinks everything is his.
will the white house allow president musk to continue this habit when he moves in?
Reminder that Musk taunted Mark Zuckerberg, threatening him and challenging him to a fight, and when Zuckerberg accepted musk had his mommy tell him he wasn’t allowed.
I mean he’s living proof money doesn’t make you happy no happy man is that chronically online posting non stop hate and nonsense
How fucking bad must his bodyguards be if he’s seriously contemplating self defense with a knife of all things?
I mean if some assassin somehow manages to get to him after blasting their way through half a dozen ex special forces soldiers then what is fatty mchairtransplant going to do?
Boycott X and Tesla! You’re enabling this heinous creature with your money.
Someone show this edgelord Fight Club and get it over with.
Embedded in his wall? WTF does that mean? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have it in a display case? Is it right by his headboard so he can grab it like he’s in a Tarantino revenge movie?
What a strange person.
Based off the weird water photos, I always thought he looked like a walking Chinese takeout box.
Just to remind everyone: this is the same guy who was so scared of getting his ass beat by Mark Zuckerberg, that he had to call his mommy.
Just in case of what honestly? Any scenario where an assailant enters the wealthiest man in the world’s home, doesn’t end in a fuckin knife fight in his bed lol. If they get so far that your only resort is a knife, you fucked up many times over many layers of security, and then at the last second, having perfectly executed their plan thus far, they decided to fuck up too.
Imagine being able to buy an island and do whatever you want, but instead whatever you want is to buy twitter so you can buy the us government.