Andrew Tate looks like he found the ring and is on his way to becoming Gollum
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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He looks like if a werewolf was mixed with a naked mole rat.
Weird how so many kids think this guy is some alpha male.
Gollum didn’t rape as many people as Tate. Don’t compare the two. It’s insulting to Gollum.
“Do you know how the orcs first came into being?”
The hairline of an alpha male right there.
My advice? Go bald, highlight the mole.
I have no love for Tate, or his contributors, or his followers, but what in Gilthoniel’s name happened to him? Last I heard he was chilling in asylum in Romania over the human trafficking reports.
He looks like an elf halfway between being turned into an orc.
Can’t wait for him to drop into a volcano!
Gollum may even have more hair, and prettier eyes.
no way the G in top G is gollum😱
At least Gollum had pretty eyes…
That’s really rude. Gollum doesn’t deserve thjs
look at that shining example of an alpha male…
Someone needs to Photoshop big-ass gollum eyes onto this because he really does look like a wretch corrupted by dark magic.
Andrew What’s Tate(rs)
what a shameful clown
Damn, what happened to this jackass?
Lollipop on a barbershop floor hairline
Remember guys, this man is superior to you in every way.
Don’t mock him because of his looks, mock him because he’s despicable human garbage.
What’s trafficking, precious????
THAT’s what a “high quality male” looks like? He looks like he should be mopping vomit off the floor of a Chuck-E-Cheese for a living.
Dude is a goblin.
Thus guy is a fuckin roach
He looks like the kid in call of duty that says, “FIGHT ME IRL BRO!”
I hate to say it, but there are no active volcanoes in Romania…
I’m pretty sure Gollum still had soul, right up until the end. Not sure the same can be said about Tate.
The joy this image brings me 🥰
EDIT: because I hate him and he looks ugly lol
What a vile disgusting creature please don’t insult Gollum by comparing him to Andrew taint
This is what peak performance looks like, don’t be mad cause you’re a beta /s