Just saying lol
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I love a measurable goal with an achievable timeline
Let’s find out! For science!
What’s the downside?
Plot twist: Billionaires hire kids as body doubles
That fact really is fun.
On average 12 schoolchildren are killed per day. On average 32 are injured. Both by gun violence.
Unfortunately after 2 months thereโs still be 81 billionaires breathing. But given the limited pool for that second statistic they would assuredly be gone in the first month from repeat injuries.
If billionaires died, their wealth wouldn’t vanish; it would be transferred through sophisticated estate planning. Techniques like trusts, foundations, and family-limited partnerships ensure wealth remains within the family or is redirected to continue building wealth. This planning often involves tax strategies to minimize inheritance taxes, meaning the wealth is preserved, managed, or invested by heirs or designated entities. Hence, the billionaire count wouldn’t significantly decrease; new billionaires might just be the heirs or those managing the wealth through these structures. Many new millionaires would be made out of lawyers specializing in estate planning, however.
Nope. Inheritance. Gotta delete entire families if you want to change the world.
That would be a real shame.
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The math ainโt mathinโ
We can only hope.
“just saying lol”
Just saying this as a great reminder to all, there’s this thing called inheritance and whatever money they possess just goes to a bunch of spoiled, shitty attitude, narcissistic idiots instead, A.K.A. their offspring.
You think rich ppl are raised well? Some of them live with the idea they can do whatever they want and never work a minute in their lives because of how filthy rich they are.
Does that teach them morals? Understanding how people work? Think again!
And if not their offspring it goes to other relatives, not you, not me.
LMAO. That’s a really good point.
Where do billionaires usually gather in groups of a dozen or more? Asking for a friend.
Yโall act like killing billionaires is gonna make rich people go away.
this could solve the billionaire crisis!
Shooting billionaires doesnโt get rid of the trillion dollar corporations they own to be billionaires. They would just be replaced with new ones.
Nah, We would just have younger billionaires that inherited it. Need to take another couple months to wipe them out too.
ื”ื, and then where do the funds go?ย It’s not like the last 4 years have been buying us groceries unfortunately.
We’d imagine we’d probably get some type of gun control legislation first.
Why do children shoot each other so often now when they didn’t 30 years ago?
Here before this inevitably gets the ๐