My fortune cookie said I won bananas with an expired coupon date
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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You have won a million dollars!
^(Valid until yesterday.)
No, it’s valid through the year 2124.
If I was handed this as a business owner, I’d honor it regardless of the expiration date honestly.
Bananas are *unfathomably* inexpensive — especially given the logistics involved
That’s one way of telling me its an old-ass fortune cookie.
Wow, that like… 3 or 4 bananas?
You can ask of they’ll honor it. It’s either a typo or those cookies are very old XD
That’s nuts.
What store?
Banana 🍌 for scale
[Which of the bananas are free?](https://youtu.be/eA0neTHUN6M?si=5NL-EBcYVymjQWkr&t=0h1m20s)
That’s like 50 whole cents
Hy-Vee?
31st month of 2024. I believe it’s still valid.
Don’t eat that cookie lol
that’s bananas
*where are my *bananas* Summer?*
That’s unfortunate
Old cookie.
What Chinese restaurant stocks bananas like that?
Sing it like Alanis Morissette! 🎶It’s like winning bananas, with an expired coupon date
Isn’t it ironic?
expired banana or expired coupon
I mean, per my favorite ai search as of today in my country the average cost of bananas is $0.62 per pound.
So…Like at worst… you missed out on a free 62 cents. I hope you don’t lose much sleep over this one
No bananas for you!
They probably put the bananas aside when they made that fortune cookie. You wouldn’t want them anyway.
I bought a lb of bananas this morning.. it was literally just 3 bananas
One banana