Zuckerberg wore a $900k watch while announcing Meta’s end to fact checking
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Why does Zuck look like a 40 year old going through a midlife crisis trying to look like a white boy rapper?
To put it in perspective, if Mark Zuckerberg has a net worth around $100 billion, then one million dollars is 0.001% of his net worth. For an average American with a net worth of $120,000, the equivalent would be about $1.20
Pfft. $900k and the screw heads aren’t even aligned.
The only reason to buy this thing is to show other people that you can.
But does it blend
No wonder he’s building a bunker..
I wonder if my $19 casio gives me low quality time?
Meta is shit, everyone knows it is just a bunch of bots in a trench coat trying to get money from your grandma under a fake account that looks like you because they stole the pic from her wall.
How anyone under 60 still uses this is beyond me.
He looks like a minor league baseball player
He looks like the dudes I used to sell weed to in high school that were hosting a party because there parents were outta town
Did not know a watch could cost that much. Paying zero attention to price of watches for 63 years in a row now
He should have paid $899,900 for it and used the other $100 on a decent haircut.
This is worth 15-20 years of full time working for many Americans.
What a stupid fucking watch. The face is so chaotic you can’t even read the time without squinting.
Eat. The. Rich.
Ending fact-checking is exactly what I would expect someone wearing a 900K watch to do!
Glad to know more people understand how much of a piece of shit he is. Hoping the good folks on Kauai can get free tours of his bunker some day soon.
… huh. I’m not sure what I expected a nearly million dollar watch to look like but that is honestly really disappointing.
I just hope I live long enough to when we start eating the rich.
There was fact checking to begin with???
Ultimate poser trying to buy cool and buy new friends
Why is that news worthy? For him 900k is like 9$
Well our society does worship at the alter of materialism so not really at all surprising.
I just put an offer on a condo for $900k. It’s insane to me that a home I plan to finance for 30 fucking years is on this dudes wrist.
Never fight a man with a perm
“If you’ll turn to pg 42, you’ll see Mark Zuckerberg, a high profile collaborator with the Fourth Reich”
Leave his trash platforms & his virtual worlds. Let the wealthy ignorant be captured by Zuck’s attempts to dazzle. Stuff that watch in his prison wallet.
I’m all for a mass exodus of FB starting January 19th. Seriously, fuck these people and their bullshit.
It looks like it would be really hard to tell what time it is from that thing. Do you only wear it to be able to say you have a million dollars on your wrist or something?
The $900,000 timepiece is meant to distract you from the $5 hairpiece
It’s interesting that this watch gets it’s value from being hand made and one of a kind, when basically every watch ever made before 1850 was also hand made and one of a kind.
I feel like the irony got lost in this thread. (this is a joke about fact checking, guys)
Yes it is an expensive watch.
No, it is not $900k. Or even remotely close to that. The picture on the right also isn’t the model on his wrist.
He is a Harvard Boy. You never really think he identified with you, did you?
Such a douch
Dude has absolutely zero taste. If I owned that watch company I would not sell him a watch.
Zuck is still a twat
Fuck this guy
ITSA LUIGI TIME
And to think: Eight years ago, I thought this guy was the absolute worst example of what a toxic billionaire POS looked like. Hoo boy, was I wrong about that.
As it turns out, I bet Zuck would not even make the Top 25 today …
Cock suckerberg
“Don’t forget to mention he also looks like a wizard”.
“I do not give a fuck about you.”
Watch collecting is the extreme excess of the ultra wealthy. That is how they trust each other during handshakes.
So? Who gives a shit?
EAT THE RICH
This watch and pendant look out of place.. Mark, put your grey shirt back on… well….🥴
Yeah well, he found the money while cleaning his couch, or rather the roomservice did. They were allowed to keep the half eaten pack of peanuts they also found.
That $900k watch is the equivalent $6 watch for people like us.