Dan to the rescue
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Water weighs 8.34 pounds per gallon. A flat rate USPS box maybe cheaper to ship it.
Thanks, Dan. The second, and trickier part, is delivering that water precisely on top of a raging wildfire.
Can’t wait to see how you do.
Wasn’t this originally from the California water shortage and not the wildfires?
Funny enough this is actually more effective than thoughts and prayers
well at least he’s trying to help even though it’s very…. unorthodox
That’s a non-machineable envelope, it’s gonna take more than one stamp.
“Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak.” — St. Olaf Department of Water and Coffee
Too soon…
Wait for water rates to go down
Insert Ralph Wiggum. “I’m helping.”
Have you got half a thumb or is it just a weird angle?
An oldie but a goodie.
Bro will solve the water crisis in future
Everyone sending their thoughts and prayers*
Meanwhile Dan:
Thank you.
Or send them internet like Elon
Wild.
I’ve been saying to ship water here since i was a kid in the 90’s. Really, build a giant pipeline. But it will be water and won’t pollute
may i suggest sending 1000 nerf super soakers instead?
Thankyou for doing your part 😌
Is Dan from St. Olaf by any chance?
We need more Dans
Thanks Dan!
Thanks Dan, but could you please send coconut water? Tap is so gauche.
Fucking savage!
I’m in California so..still send it
They’d have plenty of water of they weren’t over populated with illegals
Lookout for the cookout!
Why is this under /r/Funny?
Every little bit helps
This isn’t funny. F*ck off 😤
Thats not funny at all
This contribution will certainly be in history books. Thank you Dan!
Too soon.
We appreciate you Dan🫡
You need to incude the water-tax in the envelope
Send that to Richmond VA!…iykyk
Classic redditor humor aka not funny